All about me today.....
Meanwhile, just released today is the second memoir of my life....
A complete steal too at 35cents. As usual available at "artsy" bookstores, rest stops and gas stations everywhere.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I would so totally read a memoir of your life!
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ReplyDeleteI could totally agree with all of those. And I’m looking forward to the audiobook version of your latest memoir.
Oh.....youll love my dark and sexy voice.
DeleteThey will never give up on trying to drag us back to the fifties - I don't mind the frocks [occasionally], but sod the dusting.
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2020s dusting is just as bad!
DeleteOh...I agree to the 50's fashions honey.
DeleteI'm not gonna go back to the 50s either!
ReplyDeleteI didn't live through the first time I'm not about to live through this time!
DeleteNot only the 50s, the 60s as well.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that second image, and yes that book would be an interesting read.
ReplyDeleteJust so you know it comes with a complimentary bottle of hand sanitizer.
DeleteBwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
DeleteI'm sure your memoirs are a racy read and well worth the 35 cents!
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say if I was a book it would be quick cheap and easy!
DeleteOh, totally same, dear.
ReplyDeleteNever go back. Not even to make a jump.
And I'd read your memoirs. Probably thrice, to go back over the juicy bits.
XOXO
To go back over my juicy bits? That's the same thing he said last night!
DeleteI hear your memoirs are ghost written by Pam Demic. As for that cover... it seems that lover's mouth needs a bit of guidance.... Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteI assume that you volunteering?
DeleteTundra Bunny here.... 1950's or 1850's? Hard to tell these days, LOL!
ReplyDeleteYou know that's right!
DeleteThat's just Volume One, correct???
ReplyDeleteAnd I prefer you a bit much; less is for losers!
I don't care what I read about you in the papers.... I adore you
DeleteThe Joan Crawford one cracked me up! Miss Moorecock must have her hands full I suspect.
ReplyDeleteDoes your gin membership ever run out?
ReplyDeleteI saw a copy of your new memoir on the back of a commode at a service station. The pages were sticky. But I read anyway.
ReplyDeleteThis post was worth the comments alone!!!!! The gin membership!!!!!! That's you.
ReplyDeleteby time your memoir is done it will be a set of encyclopedias.
ReplyDeleteHow did you get all your lovers into a paperback?!?
ReplyDeleteIf the printer starts on your book now, maybe it will be released next year? How many pages would we need?
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