Being the ever-helpful person, I'm here with Victoria Scone with a PSA, to remind you about these scam artist kids. Beware, you've been warned. Stop , Chill, Think.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I want eyelashes like hers!
ReplyDeleteAnd I love that she's a lesbian doing drag!!!!!!
DeleteVictoria Scone, so altruistic. I want that collar.
ReplyDeleteHow could she have any time to stop, chill, and whatever considering how long it must take her to squeeze into that flying saucer outfit?
ReplyDeleteI LOVE it. I just shared it on my LinkedIn profile. We get so serious when warning about scams, maybe something offbeat will be remembered.
ReplyDeleteOh Victoria such a hoot! But a very good reminder for us oldsters.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT's a PSA!
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I saw the bank name, I shuddered. They're a notorious subprime lender.
ReplyDeleteWith rubbish customer service!
DeleteReally, really fun!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteSo perfect! And you would not believe the amount of Scammy Sallys running around. I never answer the phone if it is not someone in my address book. They can leave a message. I am in the Do Not Call registry and if a bitch calls me with bullshit and nonsense, I report their number. It's very satisfying...
Love Victoria! She's in that Canada VS the World thing, no??
XOXO
I'm like you are toots, if a number is not programmed in my phone I do not answer. Although once or twice when they have reached me I pull some good pranks. Like one time I told them I was in the middle of fucking my boyfriend could they call back. The woman abruptedly hung up!
DeleteJust tell the caller a) you are too poor to have a bank account and b) all your money was taken by the last scammer - that'll shut them up.
ReplyDeleteNow that is a good one.
DeleteOh my God Helen that's a good one too!
DeleteI couldn't help but notice that she is not coming back for UK drag race 4. If she did she probably would win the season
ReplyDeleteTundra Bunny here... More PSAs should be as funny as this one! I used to be plagued by scammers and telemarketers on my home phone. Over a year ago, one even called to tell me I'd won the Publishers' Clearinghouse cash prize and a new Dodge Ram truck. Immediately suspicious, I asked him to call back in an hour as I was in the middle of something and it would take me a few minutes to get the info he needed. Sure enough, he agreed, and exactly one hour later he called (during which time I verified that this was a scam) and I let him go on about the prizes and the banking and personal information he needed from me. In my best enforcement officer voice, I then informed him that I worked for the Revenue Canada Agency and that the RCMP were recording this call for their investigations into India-based tele-scammers. All I heard then was a gasp and a dial tone! And I haven't been bothered by scammers since, LOL!
ReplyDeleteOh my God I was howling by the end of that comment! That is funny. I'm like Sixpence above, I only ever answer my phone with numbers that are programmed in my phone, but there have been two times where a scammer or telemarket or reached me and I put on an act. I'll be like oh yes he is here and just getting out of a meeting could you hold on please. And then I make them wait for minutes on end. Then I come back on the phone and say oh just going to he's just going to be another minute. This goes on two more times and then I finally say oh I see him coming down the hall now please hold. And then I say he got caught talking to someone in which they finally say oh that's fine that's fine we'll call back later. And they never do!
DeleteYup, don't fuck with me, man!! Unfortunately, until a month ago, my home phone was a landline without call display... now I have a smartphone like everyone else in the 21st Century, LOL!
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I got the last laugh on a bank scammer. She was dumb enough to leave a message with a phone number. 🤣
ReplyDeleteWhen I tell you see my above comment the tundra bunny.
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