You know, I've always wondered how the Parents feel who spawned such infamous people in History? Hopefully their Parents were Dead before the evil Spawn reached notoriety because I don't know how any Parent could possibly live down the Shame and internal conflict it would create.
Can we fit the entire GQP in a Magnum?
ReplyDeleteYou could certainly fit the total sum of their brains in a mini version!
DeleteROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deletedo not underestimate Putin! even though he has now made a tragic choice, he is very smart! He has nothing to do with the other two above.
DeleteI'm referring solely to his intelligence, of course.
DeleteIf only the mothers of these three grotesques had insisted that their husbands wore condoms at all times the world would be a lot better place.
ReplyDeleteTie them off and throw them away!
ReplyDeleteThey should be tied shut, other wise there might be leakage.
ReplyDeleteAs Dorothy Zbornak said on the Golden Girls- "One sperm with a sense of direction and we're paying for it the rest of our lives"
DeleteAnd they may have a half of a pee brain between them. That did give me a chuckle though
ReplyDeleteA great funny...and your statement so true.
ReplyDeleteWhat a shame the fathers didn't use condoms, or the mothers fond of swallowing. It would have saved the world much aggravation.
ReplyDelete🤣 True. I've known too many people where this would be true. 'Course, I'm old so, you know...time.
ReplyDeleteThis is hilarious! Be sure to tie up the end so they can't breathe.
ReplyDeleteIf only we could go back in time. They should have double-bagged.
ReplyDeleteIf ever there was a case for contraception, this is it.
ReplyDeleteIf only their mothers had possessed the foresight to wrap up those foreskins... the world would be so much better off.
ReplyDeleteWhere is my time travel machine so I can give each one of their fathers a condom?
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely!
ReplyDeleteAmen MISTRESS!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd don't nobody poke holes in them condoms so they can breathe!
ReplyDeleteI'm hearing Cher in my mind singing...If I could turn back time...
ReplyDeleteIf only, am I right, sweetpea? xoxo
LMAO!!!! Let all three of them suffocate I say.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Not only those three. I can think of a lot more to add to that list.
ReplyDeleteYASSSS HENNY YAASSSS!
ReplyDeleteI posted this myself a while back. It makes perfect sense, eh?
ReplyDeleteOh, absolutely.
ReplyDeleteThey are all dicks. Tiny, pencil dicks. Bet those condoms are Magnum. No doubt way too big for them.
XOXO
You know, I've always wondered how the Parents feel who spawned such infamous people in History? Hopefully their Parents were Dead before the evil Spawn reached notoriety because I don't know how any Parent could possibly live down the Shame and internal conflict it would create.
ReplyDeleteI thought people who knew Trump's parents said he was a chip off his father.
DeleteThey should be tied and flushed like the real thing.
ReplyDeleteAgreed! If our country doesn't wake up that is going to happen here next.
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