Did he say that this is an effective method? Hope it is 'cos I'm already feeling so proud in thinking of the number of men I've exorcised in this manner over the decades. So many, in fact, that I can't even begin to attempt an estimate. PROUD, I say!!!
You expect me to buy this? Aren't you known as Pastor Blow at the Dick Dock?
ReplyDeleteNothing wrong with giving some anointments
DeleteThat must have been Reverend Doomi.
ReplyDeleteYes...his room is right next to Reverend Benhimover.
DeleteBut you're so good with tongues.
ReplyDeleteOh dear... what will this do to Easter season?
ReplyDeleteWell if you're not busy, I have a demon in me that needs to be sucked out. Let me know your availability.
ReplyDeleteAnd why are people leaving the church in big number these days?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea.
Any excuse that the congregation will swallow. They may as well be sucking dicks - er, I meant demons - themselves.
ReplyDeleteDid he say that this is an effective method? Hope it is 'cos I'm already feeling so proud in thinking of the number of men I've exorcised in this manner over the decades. So many, in fact, that I can't even begin to attempt an estimate. PROUD, I say!!!
ReplyDeleteyou and the mistress may be tied with McDonalds with the number served.
DeleteI've been an exorcist for YEARS?
ReplyDeleteAnd nobody told me? I demand and explanation!
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That explains the hole in the walls of the confessional and the long line of males waiting to get in.
ReplyDeletethe Mistress has long gotten glory holes and confessionas mixed up.
DeleteHe has a very nice mouth.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha, love all these clever replies, especially Sixpence and BootsandBraids!
ReplyDeleteSo Pastor, how do you rid women of demons? Just asking for your parishioners.
ReplyDeletethe pastor Borghese has a trick for everything or a tool.
DeleteFunny how the demons keep coming back and I keep having to run to church.
ReplyDeleteYour mother sucks cocks in hell!
ReplyDeleteYou sure do know some Merry Melodies.
DeleteLet me tell you, it doesn't really work, I've tried.
ReplyDeleteI am shocked I tell ya....SHOCKED!
DeleteI think they spelled semen wrong. New meaning to the term demon seed?
ReplyDeleteDemon Seed?!?!?!? LMAO!
Deletethis reminds me of the time i took you to confession. i never heard a priest drop the bible that many times.
ReplyDeleteLMAO
DeleteI don't know how good a pastor you are; you've had to exorcise me several times.
ReplyDeleteI think he meant: “to suck semens” out of men. I get those two confused all the time.
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