Friday, January 22, 2021

TODAYS CHUCKLE

Well, looks like Rona will be staying for a little more time. Stay safe and mask up bitches!

I always love seeing this.....



I thought of Anne Marie. She hasn't met a bra yet she liked.

A friend of mine sent me this after I suggested making a doctor appointment for worrying about not breathing. With friends like I have, who needs an enema.


For me...its soon to be 9 months. I may have to break the glass!!!!!!!

While walking in Doylestown for my walk...many places actually have these up! I will say we and New Hope calls it as we sees it!!!!

And I saw this. As a PSA to my sis's Bianca Del Rio, Farah Moan, Trinity,  Gottmick, Shea Coulee, Sharon Needles, Detox, Amanda, Baga Chips and just for good measure Cher and Dolly Parton....for your own safety get the Pfizer vaccine please!!!!! Even better, don't get either one.
I can be a shady bitch.

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  1. I saw a great sign yesterday - "Mask and you shall receive" :)

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    1. Bwhahahahahahahaha!!!!!! That a good one. I church here had one that read Thous shall not covid your neighbors life. So wear a mask!!!!! The pastor I hear has a good sense of humor.

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    2. That's hilarious too! I think I'll share it :)

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  2. Thanks to the use of masks, cases of flu have almost disappeared this year, at least in Italy!

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    1. I only know of one person who got the flu this year.

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  3. LMAO at the safe sex meme! πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚

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  4. In case of emergency break glass??? what about the 12 in your dresser drawer, next to the handcuffs?

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    1. Damnit Dave. Are you the one who rifled in my drawers when I was gone? And here I blamed poor Deedles.

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    2. Maddie, sweetie, you know I rifle in your drawers only when you're wearing them!

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    3. I've never rifled thru his drawers, whether or not he's wearing them. the houseboyz, however...

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  5. Have there really been no signs about wearing a mask over there till now? They've been up everywhere over here since last Spring: shops, bars & restaurants (when they were allowed to open), banks, buses, in the street - and still there are people ignoring the instructions as if it doesn't apply to them. Supermarkets have announced they're refusing entry to anyone without one now. Jx

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    1. Ah. More haste, less speed - thanks to Sixpence I just spotted the last line of the notice... Jx

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    2. Our fair hamlets in these parts anyway have had them up since the beginning and some very bluntly honest...like Mask up or go the fuck home. I've seen or sorts.....

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  6. I have worn a mask since the lockdown last year. Keep some in the car, just in case. I cannot understand why the MAGAts feel so oppressed. Health care providers have worn them for hours on end way before the pandemic hit. *shrugs*
    I love the very last sentence in that Doylestown restaurant! Oh, they are good.
    But not as good as you with that shade. Those girls do like their JuvΓ©derm! LMAOOOO
    And honey, it's been an emergency for quite awhile now LOL

    XOXO

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    1. Yes.yes it has. I heard your glass break on day four I believe!!!!!!!!

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  7. Ever think that abandoned mask belonged to Pinocchio or Cyrano de Bergerac?

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  8. Good ones plus shade! Outstanding!

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  9. Our little town is the same, mask signs on every building. Of course, we are a Blue oasis in a Red State so, yeah, there's that.

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  10. LOL. Those are great. The used mask is ingenious, is it not? I mean what with Health Departments encouraging masturbation and homemade glory holes....
    Thanks for the chuckles, Mads! Hugs

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  11. Some very funny memes here.

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  12. oh gurl, you know me too well!

    and I LOVE the restaurant sign; more businesses need to be more fierce in denying entry/service to maskholes! FUCK THEIR FEELINGS!

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    1. My hat is off to you Anne Marie. I don't know how you do it. When I was still working, I had a bra break so I took it off. I couldn't stand the feeling...or the bossoms swing about.

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    2. Im jealous too! Hell...without a bra mine would be at my waist and would swing and knock someone out!!!! With my hormones and fat....oh lard.

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    3. I just got used to the free-swinging, put-an-eye-out free boobies feel. I AM INVINCIBLE!

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  13. Well.. There goes my coffee again!!!!!!! I should learn my lesson! And I started at the first one. And laughed harder each time.

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  14. The bubbles one is so you!!!!! And at the point, dropping Lysol from planes might not be a bad idea. The signs are a reason alone to love New Hope. Im mean a town with a sex shop that has a sign that reads Were Closed-Beat it...is alright in my book.

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  15. Oh my god, the bubble blower! But that "Masks Required" sign. I don't see things like that around here. Then again, I don't see assholes without masks either (well, rarely and they get fined).

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  16. I can just hear The Symptoms playing in my head now....Bwhahahahahahaha!!!!

    And that glass was broken in this house long ago.

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  17. Those were all great!!! I especially like the one you put up for Anne Marie. I can't imagine what it would be like to have to wear a bra.

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    1. :)
      it's sheer torture wearing one of those things. I like the freedom to swing and sway.

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    2. Except for when she accidently sits on one.

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  18. These are all so funny!!!! You couldn't pay me to fly right now.

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  19. It's definitely time to break that glass. While you're at it, break it for me, too.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I should sell penis in a box with glass lids!

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  20. Ha ha! These are great! I really like the Doylestown/New Hope mask signs, and that airport/plane meme (I sometimes see passenger jets flying over and wonder who on Earth is in them?).

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  21. I miss flying but you wouldn't catch me on a plane now. And yes our signs around here are very to the point. And our shop owners and dinning establishment have no qualms about it. I love it.

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  22. I think it most sensible of you to avoid airports - and bars and restaurants and loud people who know it all.

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  23. That's some good Gallow's Humor Mads... Thanks.

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