While I am out at the ASPCA, enjoy these gut busters...... Some sadly true.
So wear that god damned mask!!!!!
Me in quarantine day 104...
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I love the potatoes and vodka one! It got a strong giggle out of me. That's been kind of hard lately.
ReplyDeleteGURL! these are TOO GOOD! the god/mask/gun one is spot on!
ReplyDeleteyeah, the god/gun one was my fave.
Deleteyou and blanche have a lot in common. although it was a sad day when bucks county closed down your bedroom.
ReplyDeleteSmoking causes wrinkles. I speak from experience! That said, a friend just started smoking....
ReplyDeleteLand O Lakes! Ouch. But true. I didn't see a problem with that. The first one had me laughing a good chuckle. Couldn't you just hear Electra Abundance reading those states for filth???
ReplyDeleteGood ones, LOL!
ReplyDeleteI heat trumps is on his knees each night praying to Carbs the redeemer.
ReplyDeletechortle!!!
ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
Thanks, for the uplifting humor. I sure needed it. We all do.
ReplyDeleteI've been telling people about No Shirt, No Shoes since the pandemic began and how a private business can dictate your wardrobe in their establishment. Just ike a fine dining restaurant can say No Shorts, No Untucked Shirts, etc.
ReplyDeleteThat said, those Hillary Barack memes always slay!
Me too. If people didn't mind these rules in establishments for years and years, they shouldn't mind this one either. Wear a mask and gain entry, or don't and get barred. Pretty simple.
DeleteOhh the first one from Pose when Electra sends the white lady back to her clam chowder! Hahahahaha yes.
ReplyDeleteAnd honey, Barack and Hillary Laughing is always cathartic.
XoXo
If Electra were in charge, I bet we would have a lot less issues going on. If not wearing a mask, she'd probably read you for a week, have you hate your own mother, and then slap the shit out of you!!!!
DeleteThe humans with muzzles! And the cat of July. They did say the south will rise up again. They just didn’t think it would be in the pandemic curve.
ReplyDeleteHon. The Golden Girls! Spot on. I could hear them in my head. I laughed so loud. And Land o Lakes... spot on. And then... you bring me Joan at her surliest. Jeezus. LOVE THIS. MORE. Thanks for the laughs. I needed them today.
ReplyDeleteThat Joan one is probably how my friends see me in this pandemic. The golden girls one cracked me up the most.
DeleteOh, the doggy!! Look at hir little face! Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOh, I remember the first one very well... 👌🏻
ReplyDeleteA scene from the legendary POSE 👏🏻
The potato one got me thinking. So many alcoholic options: Mudai from the monkey puzzle tree; parsnip wine; Feni from cashew apples; beer bananas; mao-tai from sorghum; spruce tree beer; Fernet Branca from aloe vera. Oh, the possibilities!
ReplyDeleteI know a few people I should send the Opossum one to. A brother, a brother in law, my cousins wife, a couple of high school classmates. The possibilities are endless.
ReplyDeleteLove the Golden Girls meme. And the Land 'O Lakes one? Yup. Figures, huh?
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd find yesterday's post a bit familiar! hugs!!!
Oh I did! I glad you enjoyed them.
DeleteI love these!
ReplyDeleteTrump is a fucking over weight fat slob that i would touch....not even to wipe my dirty muddy shoes on. Worthless waste of human breath and space. And in a Republican saying this.
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