So today I got this from the Mother. To be fair she just got the phone a couple weeks ago. I figure she isn't texting right, or she was in the sauce. After all , her little apple used to be famous for drunk texting.
Bless her heart.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
I feel her pain!
ReplyDeleteLOL,LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the second. Having been the recipient of some of your infamous drunk text. Send pictures instead.
love yo mama!
ReplyDeleteWouldn't surprise me if you two decedents of Tallulah Bankhead?
ReplyDeleteI needed that. I was a depressing day.
Text? What the hell is that?
ReplyDeletechortle!
ReplyDeleteI get it.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
ReplyDeleteOn the juice, huh?
XoXo
Looks like BUTT texting to me!
ReplyDeleteHaha. Looks ok to me!
ReplyDeleteMy kids always say, "Mother. It's a miracle you can communicate with us at all!"
The apple never falls very far from the tree. Jx
ReplyDeleteReally, if you're going to just blast out such heartfelt, tender, and private communication with your dear mother all over the place, I'm surprised she even bothers sharing such beautiful sentiments with you.
ReplyDeleteAt least I haven't shared the picture where she wore her bra on the outside of her blouse. Yet.
DeleteJK. For her age she is a fireball. When I asked her what the hell was that meassage, she explained," the keys are too little and my fingers bump every letter I didn't mean to hit...I need a text tool." And then said something technical. Even I didn't know what she was talking about. Some days she knows more then me about these phones.
Mads, I love your mom's glass is half full attitude! She say's the keys are too little, I love that! I always say that my fingers are too fat. Glass half empty, that's me.
DeleteJokes aside she is 73, still works part time five days a week, is technical suave, practically tells the doctor and nurses their jobs in the Rehab she works in, runs the office and reception with an iron fist...just can't text, and is independent as hell.
DeleteAw, like Son like Mother or Like Mother like Son... Who's the goy?
ReplyDeleteOh that message brings me to tears. Such raw emotion. Such heartfelt words during these times of isolation. Thank you for sharing this very personal, touching exchange. Wonderful. Just wonderful.
ReplyDeleteI remember the last email from my mother, it read, "Your father said I should send you an email. Love Mom".
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha
DeleteBless her heart indeed !
ReplyDeleteWhat sort of sauce I wonder?
Spo. she is not like her son. She probably had a cordial size glass of wine and was out.
DeleteAll the comments here are making me laugh! Thanks, guys! Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteYour mom sounds great! :)
She a regular riot Jennifer!!!! And still has a ton of spunk. Just can't text it seems,lol!!!!!! Thanks for poppin round!
DeleteLOL. Try putting that into Google Translate...maybe she's able to speak in tongues. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThere has been even funnier ones than this!
DeleteAwww.... Bless her. My dad wouldn't even try to text, and my mum thought mobile phones were the devil's work!!
ReplyDeleteSx
I fell off my chair Scarlet, when she said she wanted a new cell phone. She'd had a flip phone for years.
DeleteLOL!!!!!! That is funny as hell. My mother doesn't even have a cell phone.
ReplyDeleteDrunk tweeting or texting is fun, assuming that's what that was.
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