Professor Buster Bolfig Borghese say the library is OPEN!
"Dahlia dear, the other girls are gonna say you have terrible make up skills, you have no fashion sense, and your dumb as a rock. But their wrong, you don't have terrible make up skills. For someone who called themselves a top, you sure do like the bottom. And what was with that exit gurl? That was the most painful exit since Jeff Stryker pulled out of Jamie Summers. Oh that's right...it's Dahlia Sin, not Dahlia Win."
Go ahead darling...Read, Read anything.
Now that's a read!!! Not surprising...he learned from the best.
ReplyDeleteBUSTER!!!!!!!!!
Once again, I have no idea what you're talking about, but Buster sure looks smart (both senses of the word) in those glasses.
ReplyDeleteDeedles...to read. It's a phrase drag queens use. It means we're getting ready to read a list of criticisms about another queen or person...and usually snarky.see below.
DeleteThanks Maddie. I always learn useful things here :)
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ReplyDeletexoxo :-)
Yes, she was very petulant and immature in her departure.
ReplyDeleteOOOHHHHHHHH GURL! Ouch.
ReplyDeleteI've been meaning to ask Sherry Vine how mich extra they charge her for extra luggage at the airport. And by that, I mean those bags under her eyes!
And Nina! Im so glad your working on a more elevated looks since drag race. I was beginning to confuse you with the waitress on the 3am shift at the Waffle House.
DeleteAmazing how much Buster looks like Ru out of drag with glasses on.
ReplyDeleteThat is BUSTER,isn't it?
Dear Bun Bun...so glad you stopped in. We're even more glad you didn't do any death drops bitch.One Grand Canyon is enough!
DeleteOh Sherry Pie dear, don't worry about not finding work. With you talents for lose hands and sneaky lies...I hear the Trump administration is looking for people. At least for the next 9 months.
ReplyDeletebuster, I knew you were intelligent, but well read too...oh my stars! have you thought about running for president? or governor? ours seem to be total assholes under pressure.
ReplyDeleteWell.... licking assholes is something dogs are good at. Of course, it's usually their own. I know, EWWWWWW!
DeleteIf you two don't have anything nice to say....come sit by me.
DeleteIt's far better to be an intellectual than a Republican.
ReplyDeleteDave...ypur funny. I have never seen intellectual and Republican in the same sentence.
DeleteI should read more
ReplyDeleteI should do everything good more
ReplyDeleteOh Dahlia. I called you names, like petulant, and ego-inflated. I said you weren't all that, and that your looks were less than. I said you weren't near as pretty as you thought you were, and I thought your identical twin brother was cuter.
That's all.
Bob...your wearing a lovely shade of I didn't sleep well last night, so don't piss me off today.
DeleteAnd i look good in it!
DeleteBUSTERS Library!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm not saying anything in fear of a read...but these are getting entertaining.
Hon...it take beauty and brains to read...thank goodness your pretty.
DeleteOooh! Ouch! Hahaha... hahaha! Cali you just got burned big time!
DeleteBuster is adorable!!
ReplyDeleteAnd since the library is open, have I mentioned how happy the girls are the lighting is back to normal since you hung the drag up? We know you had the light dimmed for better skin tone on your mug...but any darker, I'd need a seeing eye dog to get around!!! Oh yes honey.
Cleo darling....Its been awhile. Im so glad to see you've kept your round figure all these years. And added so, so, much more to it!!!!
DeleteDonald Trump...your the only President I know you had their suits made my Oscar Mayer, tans in a Iodine tub, and gets there hair did by Ronald McDonald.
ReplyDeleteThat Buster!!!!!
Trump's two favorite f words. Fast food.
DeleteLol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is getting good!!!! And I bet you look sexy hell in those glasses. But Buster look pretty cute!
Bwhahahahaha!!!!! Buster in your glasses!!! Now that was a read!
ReplyDeleteAnd while im thinking of it mistress...your too loose. Why your faster than on men then two prostitutes on one man!😮😋😲😂
Dan...at least on my tinder application it does read- Relationship stauts...sleeping diagonally in a single bed. Has your mother changed the sheets yet incidentally?
DeleteOh Mistress your so cute.
ReplyDeleteBaby...your mistaken. I don't do cute! I do drop dead gorgeous!
DeleteHi Buster! I love the glasses.
ReplyDeleteHey, Mistress. I heard four counties around Philly are closing the booze shops. Please let us know if we need to get Hendricks shipped out there to you.
No need honey...i have a direct supply lifeline.
DeleteBut you are correct. The whole fair hamlet and towns are all closed....even the hootch stores. It's a ghost town.
DeleteBuster the Nerd!
ReplyDeleteBuster! OMG I didn’t know I needed this pic.
ReplyDeleteAnd Dahlia was obviously not ready. Girl was too much into herself and utterly convinced that pretty trumps everything. She was wrong. Especially when she didn’t understand that having a great exit is better than having a grand entrance. Just ask Miss Vanjie or Porkchop.
XoXo
There was really two things i couldn't stand about Dalhia. Her face.
DeleteI always knew Buster was intelligent. And going old school with one of my favs, Jeff Stryker. Now there’s a fine example of brawn over brains. But he could sure use his assets.
ReplyDeleteMy bottom hurts just thinking about it.
DeleteAlthough I don’t think those frames suit Buster’s face, he can still carry the look.
ReplyDeleteI can think of nothing so soothing as staying home with a hot cup of tea with a good book. I have heaps.
ReplyDeleteI have no doubt.
DeleteOh oops... I think Dr Spo just got burned! This was hilarious, like Deedles I thought you were speaking another language, I just learned something new. As a quick study I also realize I should say how incredibly handsome, intelligent and fabulously wonderful I think you are and I totally adore and worship the very ground you walk on!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fucking ass kisser. I think there’s room for you in our current administration. 🤣
DeleteNow there is nothing wrong Huntley with a little salad toss!!!!!
DeleteAnd Steven...I knew someone around here had good taste!
Darn... I got hit anyway! Who knew such a funny statement could actually come from HuntleyBiGuy! Oh! Oh! Did I just smell smoke?
DeleteAgree with your 100%... Doggy is crazy adorable, btw! :)
ReplyDeleteThe dog is a natural, so much reading to do, maybe so much time. I have no idea what you were saying about half of that, we need to share a bottle of gin so you can explain. (Irish Gunpowder Gin - a nice sweet finish.)
ReplyDeleteAnd would you believe I have a bottle of that gin!!!! I haven't popped it yet.
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