LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Down on your knees, devout worshippers!
On my knees and ready for receiving communion.
We have knee pads in the nave for your comfort.
Oh,I never leave home without them.
Forget me padre, for I'm about to sin. Again. And again. And again.Don't pray for me Argentina.When you call out my name, it's like a little prayer. Get down on you knees. I want to put it there.Papa don't preach. I've been horny. But I've made up my mind, I'm keeping this baby.Ah, men!You get the drift.
Bwhahahahahahahahaaha!!!!! Nice talking to you Walter!!!! Have you been haning around Deedles?!?!?!"He toss my salad like his name Romaine/And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain"
I'm genuflecting as we speak. Jx
I think you spelled prey wrong, Mads.
Can't talk gurl, STILL confessing my sins......
If I have to wait for that, we may never talk again!
Could take several hours.
Prayin', right! xD
those naughty catholic priests...corrupting innocent children like us!
I aint seen one innocent child in this bunch.
we ALL know you are corrupt, pearly; you hang around with maddie! LOVE YOU!
Dang. it would be the first time I've attended Mass in a couple of decades. But, if he's delivering, I'm happy to receive.
Aw! After finding that he had no more sacred hosts to put on his congregations' tongues he's decided to improvise. (Bless him!)
Party in the confessional booth!BrianB
Thanks goodness Im last! Thanks for stopping in Brian!!!!
...from the Holy See of BelAmi, no less!!!! ...one must focus one’s attention on the required ritual offered with full devotion!!!
this is certain to get the neighborhood bitches talking when a padre show up at the casa. hope remembers to tuck the emulate back in.
If he was coming to exorcise the Mistress, there's more chance in finding a covid 19 cure by weeks end.Or was he there to exercise you darling?
hmm...I'm at aloss of words.He should just anoint me now!!!*strips naked*
Just wait till the offering plate circulates.
So THAT'S why everyone is so willing to get down on their knees. And he's very clearly not Jewish.
I only like my priest hung like bulls.
This got my full attention and warmed my.....heart.
Im bottom is hurting just thinking about being devout.
Gee, and I thought all of that kneeling you were doing was part of your Yoga routine.
Gasp!!! Maddie that's just so so so wrong! How can you have a green and pink couch? What were you thinking? Darn if our priests looked like that when I was an altar boy, I would have ran a lot slower!
I bet there's a long line of people willing to be "baptized".
If I knew then, when I was an altar boy, what I know now, I would perpetually in the confessional. Not saying that’s a bad thing.
Now what are you gong to do with that little thing?
May not be the right religion, but he's got me speaking in tongues!
Oh huunnnnyyy.And back to the rosary....XOXO
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!