Forget me padre, for I'm about to sin. Again. And again. And again. Don't pray for me Argentina. When you call out my name, it's like a little prayer. Get down on you knees. I want to put it there. Papa don't preach. I've been horny. But I've made up my mind, I'm keeping this baby. Ah, men! You get the drift.
Gasp!!! Maddie that's just so so so wrong! How can you have a green and pink couch? What were you thinking? Darn if our priests looked like that when I was an altar boy, I would have ran a lot slower!
Down on your knees, devout worshippers!
ReplyDeleteOn my knees and ready for receiving communion.
ReplyDeleteWe have knee pads in the nave for your comfort.
DeleteOh,I never leave home without them.
DeleteForget me padre, for I'm about to sin. Again. And again. And again.
ReplyDeleteDon't pray for me Argentina.
When you call out my name, it's like a little prayer. Get down on you knees. I want to put it there.
Papa don't preach. I've been horny. But I've made up my mind, I'm keeping this baby.
Ah, men!
You get the drift.
Bwhahahahahahahahaaha!!!!! Nice talking to you Walter!!!! Have you been haning around Deedles?!?!?!
Delete"He toss my salad like his name Romaine/And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain"
I'm genuflecting as we speak. Jx
ReplyDeleteI think you spelled prey wrong, Mads.
ReplyDeleteCan't talk gurl, STILL confessing my sins......
DeleteIf I have to wait for that, we may never talk again!
DeleteCould take several hours.
DeletePrayin', right! xD
ReplyDeletethose naughty catholic priests...corrupting innocent children like us!
ReplyDeleteI aint seen one innocent child in this bunch.
Deletewe ALL know you are corrupt, pearly; you hang around with maddie! LOVE YOU!
DeleteDang. it would be the first time I've attended Mass in a couple of decades. But, if he's delivering, I'm happy to receive.
ReplyDeleteAw! After finding that he had no more sacred hosts to put on his congregations' tongues he's decided to improvise. (Bless him!)
ReplyDeleteParty in the confessional booth!
ReplyDeleteBrianB
Thanks goodness Im last! Thanks for stopping in Brian!!!!
Delete...from the Holy See of BelAmi, no less!!!! ...one must focus one’s attention on the required ritual offered with full devotion!!!
ReplyDeletethis is certain to get the neighborhood bitches talking when a padre show up at the casa. hope remembers to tuck the emulate back in.
ReplyDeleteIf he was coming to exorcise the Mistress, there's more chance in finding a covid 19 cure by weeks end.
ReplyDeleteOr was he there to exercise you darling?
hmm...I'm at aloss of words.
ReplyDeleteHe should just anoint me now!!!*strips naked*
Just wait till the offering plate circulates.
ReplyDeleteSo THAT'S why everyone is so willing to get down on their knees. And he's very clearly not Jewish.
ReplyDeleteI only like my priest hung like bulls.
ReplyDeleteThis got my full attention and warmed my.....heart.
ReplyDeleteIm bottom is hurting just thinking about being devout.
ReplyDeleteGee, and I thought all of that kneeling you were doing was part of your Yoga routine.
ReplyDeleteGasp!!! Maddie that's just so so so wrong! How can you have a green and pink couch? What were you thinking? Darn if our priests looked like that when I was an altar boy, I would have ran a lot slower!
ReplyDeleteI bet there's a long line of people willing to be "baptized".
ReplyDeleteIf I knew then, when I was an altar boy, what I know now, I would perpetually in the confessional. Not saying that’s a bad thing.
ReplyDeleteNow what are you gong to do with that little thing?
ReplyDeleteMay not be the right religion, but he's got me speaking in tongues!
ReplyDeleteOh huunnnnyyy.
ReplyDeleteAnd back to the rosary....
XOXO