Monday, October 22, 2018

TODAY IN CHUCKLES.......



Meanwhile in other news. Tod Browning's 1932 Freaks is getting a reboot. But the ending is the biggest twist.
Now now.... I know I have two trumpters that read. Now don't get all mad. I didn't say I hated Trump. But if he was on life support, I would probably...ok I would,  unplug him to charge my phone.

Trump did meanwhile get a new star on the Walk of Fame.

Meanwhile across town....
At the doctors appointment the other day...

Getting ready for a show , Ms Moorecock always tells me my lashes are too big.

And in closing, Burt and Ernie have really turned a new leaf now...
I'm guessing, even though Burt looks menacing, I bet Ernie bangs Burt's ass more than Hoss bangs the dinner bell on Ponderosa.

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  1. JFC, maddie! bert & ernie are into leather; who knew!

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    1. The only thing missing is the ball gag! And thank you Miss Anne Marie for the surprise in the mail when I got back in town. You are too kind and thoughtful.

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    2. just for YOU, darling! smooch!

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  2. Maddie, my little chuckle bunny, that last one is just sooooo wrong!

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    1. But you can't look away right?

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    2. I have to look away, hon, 'cause I keep hearing their voices! Just ewwwww!

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    3. It is so good, because it is so wrong.

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  3. Oh Bert! Oh Ernie! Oh doctor!

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  4. Now that's a lie. I remember your story of you getting a hard on because you thought the doctor was hot. opps...is this thing on? I'm bad.

    Meanwhile love the AHS -Gridr. That would be scary.

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  5. Ugh Toadstool YetiPubes really is freaky. Almost as freaky as that Grindr AHS. I had to chuckle =D

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  6. I’ve got a hot doctor. Every year for my annual exam, I have trouble following what he’s saying because I keep saying, “don’t get a hard on, don’t get a hard on...” πŸ˜‰

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    1. Tha same thing here. My doctor said, no worries, it's actually easier to check for any irregularities when your erected.

      Which only made it worst.

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    2. A friend of mine in his eighties now, once told me how when he was a callow youth, he was in the hospital for some reason or other. He had a pretty, hands on nurse. He tented his gown (putting it delicately) and she matter-of-factly took a pencil to it, and beat it into submission! Ah, Oklahoma medical practices in the fifties!

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    3. @Pearly Gates- Fifties, black boy, small town in Oklahoma, he wouldn't be the one doing the cutting.

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  7. I.LOVE.YOU. and all of these pics! xoxo

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  8. Oh c'mon. Trump's hands aren't that big and his gut isn't that small. In so many ways, he's a way bigger freak than the picture.

    Mushrooms, anyone?

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  9. Maddie, girlfriend I think you are slipping! Everybody knows Bert is a total top in that relationship, you never see Bert having a bubble bath like Ernie always does!

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    1. Please.....its the quote passive ones you have to watch. Meanwhile, I see you had work done........

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  10. Love the lashes!

    My friends and I taken to calling number two: Taking a Trump

    Did you know that Bert is Dominican and Ernie is Puerto Rican?



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    1. I sure hope you have plenty of wet wipes to clean that mess.

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  11. The Burt and Ernis got me turned on, is that wrong? Good a chuckle out of the Saunders one too.

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  12. Ha! I love Bert & Ernie at the end but the SHS one is hysterical.

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  13. WHAT? ONLY TWO??? (*smile*)

    "Freaks" is one of my favorite horror films - although it's actually much more bizarre than it is scary. The squeaky voice of that little midget guy annoys me.
    And Nancy Pelosi would make a better chicken woman than Olga Baclonova.....

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    1. Hehe! I agree about freaks. A good chill movie, even though it's not technical scary. And I can't stand Nancy Pelosi either. I should have thrown her in the mix too.

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  14. Trumpters. Damned autocorrect? Or...

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  15. and we know you have a weekly doctor appointment right?

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  16. "I dont hate trump, but if he were on life support I'd probably unplug him to charge my phone."

    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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  17. Love the addition to Trump's star on the Walk of Fame!

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  18. LOL!!! Love them all.

    How many of your readers are old enough to remember Bonanza? Oh, ME! :-)

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  19. the first was great!! But the prostate exam is the cherry on this post.

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  20. Some funny stuff, but like Dave R, I like the prostate exam the best.

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  21. Oh my!! These are funny - my image now of Bert and Ernie are forever tainted. LOL

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