Meanwhile in other news. Tod Browning's 1932 Freaks is getting a reboot. But the ending is the biggest twist.
Now now.... I know I have two trumpters that read. Now don't get all mad. I didn't say I hated Trump. But if he was on life support, I would probably...ok I would, unplug him to charge my phone.
Trump did meanwhile get a new star on the Walk of Fame.
Meanwhile across town....
At the doctors appointment the other day...
Getting ready for a show , Ms Moorecock always tells me my lashes are too big.
And in closing, Burt and Ernie have really turned a new leaf now...
I'm guessing, even though Burt looks menacing, I bet Ernie bangs Burt's ass more than Hoss bangs the dinner bell on Ponderosa.
JFC, maddie! bert & ernie are into leather; who knew!
ReplyDeleteThe only thing missing is the ball gag! And thank you Miss Anne Marie for the surprise in the mail when I got back in town. You are too kind and thoughtful.
Deletejust for YOU, darling! smooch!
DeleteMaddie, my little chuckle bunny, that last one is just sooooo wrong!
ReplyDeleteBut you can't look away right?
DeleteI have to look away, hon, 'cause I keep hearing their voices! Just ewwwww!
DeleteIt is so good, because it is so wrong.
DeleteOh Bert! Oh Ernie! Oh doctor!
ReplyDeleteNow that's a lie. I remember your story of you getting a hard on because you thought the doctor was hot. opps...is this thing on? I'm bad.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile love the AHS -Gridr. That would be scary.
Spill the t !!!!!!
DeleteWild collection! :-)
ReplyDeleteUgh Toadstool YetiPubes really is freaky. Almost as freaky as that Grindr AHS. I had to chuckle =D
ReplyDeleteI’ve got a hot doctor. Every year for my annual exam, I have trouble following what he’s saying because I keep saying, “don’t get a hard on, don’t get a hard on...” 😉
ReplyDeleteTha same thing here. My doctor said, no worries, it's actually easier to check for any irregularities when your erected.
DeleteWhich only made it worst.
A friend of mine in his eighties now, once told me how when he was a callow youth, he was in the hospital for some reason or other. He had a pretty, hands on nurse. He tented his gown (putting it delicately) and she matter-of-factly took a pencil to it, and beat it into submission! Ah, Oklahoma medical practices in the fifties!
DeleteOuch! I'd cut her.
Delete@Pearly Gates- Fifties, black boy, small town in Oklahoma, he wouldn't be the one doing the cutting.
DeleteI.LOVE.YOU. and all of these pics! xoxo
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon. Trump's hands aren't that big and his gut isn't that small. In so many ways, he's a way bigger freak than the picture.
ReplyDeleteMushrooms, anyone?
Maddie, girlfriend I think you are slipping! Everybody knows Bert is a total top in that relationship, you never see Bert having a bubble bath like Ernie always does!
ReplyDeletePlease.....its the quote passive ones you have to watch. Meanwhile, I see you had work done........
DeleteLove the lashes!
ReplyDeleteMy friends and I taken to calling number two: Taking a Trump
Did you know that Bert is Dominican and Ernie is Puerto Rican?
I sure hope you have plenty of wet wipes to clean that mess.
DeleteThe Burt and Ernis got me turned on, is that wrong? Good a chuckle out of the Saunders one too.
ReplyDeleteHa! I love Bert & Ernie at the end but the SHS one is hysterical.
ReplyDeleteWHAT? ONLY TWO??? (*smile*)
ReplyDelete"Freaks" is one of my favorite horror films - although it's actually much more bizarre than it is scary. The squeaky voice of that little midget guy annoys me.
And Nancy Pelosi would make a better chicken woman than Olga Baclonova.....
Hehe! I agree about freaks. A good chill movie, even though it's not technical scary. And I can't stand Nancy Pelosi either. I should have thrown her in the mix too.
DeleteYou have two trumpeters?!?
ReplyDeleteTrumpters. Damned autocorrect? Or...
ReplyDeleteand we know you have a weekly doctor appointment right?
ReplyDelete"I dont hate trump, but if he were on life support I'd probably unplug him to charge my phone."
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Love the addition to Trump's star on the Walk of Fame!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Love them all.
ReplyDeleteHow many of your readers are old enough to remember Bonanza? Oh, ME! :-)
Me too!
Deletethe first was great!! But the prostate exam is the cherry on this post.
ReplyDeleteSome funny stuff, but like Dave R, I like the prostate exam the best.
ReplyDeleteOh my!! These are funny - my image now of Bert and Ernie are forever tainted. LOL
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