Buster looks over it as we show him a test shot from one of his photo shoots. His demands on the set were outrageous! Cocaine, gin, caviar, chew toys, Milk bones cut to a half inch exactly, and a female stripper named Candy to entertain. More shots to come.
"A female stripper named Candy to entertain."
ReplyDeleteAlong with some heavy petting?
Heavy petting and a rub behind the ears. Right in the open no less.
DeleteWhat a pig.
:-) nothing is too good for Buster!
ReplyDeleteWhat a diva! On the other hand, does Buster have connections? Bella, my bichonpoo, can use the stripper job to help pay off her vet debt. She's a little long in the tooth (almost literally, sixteen teeth pulled) , she's twelve. Her breath is sweeter now, and since the lumpectomy, she can sit without having that outgrowth of a cushion on her butt. Her pet mommy (me) spent the cash earmarked for her own teeth (implant, maybe) on this bitch. She needs to work a pole to pay mommy back!
ReplyDeleteBuster is, as usual, adorable.
Thank goodness Bella is doing much better, but I don't recommend a stripper pole at that age. All six tits would be flying in all directions...….
Delete@Maddie, and this is a bad thing? Actually, hers are so flat, they can't even help mine look for money! Oh well, it was worth a shot. I suppose I can pass her off as a miniature sheep in a petting zoo. Unconditional love don't feed the bulldog ya know!
DeleteHe's got a nice sunny spot to look unimpressed. Does he miss the city? Is he fed up with all the cute window critters trying to muscle in on his territory? He looks content, ain't nothing gonna move him from that warm, cozy spot.
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't think he minds the birds, but he was worried a baby squirrel may up turf him.
Deleteoh buster, such a handsome doggie! why does your daddy make you work so hard?
ReplyDeleteHappy belated anniversary, Carebear!
DeleteWork?!?!? He's as bad as Ms.Moorecock. They don't call me Cruella for nothing. Oh yeah. The gin.
DeleteOther than the Milk Bones I don’t see anything outrageous about his demands in his contract rider. Buster is worth every penny.
ReplyDeleteBeagles Ernest and Tim say “Hi!”
Oh more beagles!!!!! Buster is a beagle dachshund mix....two of my favorites.
DeleteThey’re both mixes, too: Ernest is a beagle/basset and they think Tim is s beagle/chihuahua. Got them from a beagle rescue group last year.
DeleteThe stripper isn't Candy Samples is it? I know her, shes trouble I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteGiving out free samples, I'd say so.
DeleteBuster is cute but who does he think he is? Mariah Carey? Beyonce?
ReplyDeletedoes buster know your giving out sordid details?
ReplyDeleteWell, duh. Don’t we all have strippers (and milk bones) in our photo shoots? Can I see hands?
ReplyDeleteOk hands on the table.....
DeleteSixpence I want to do your next photo shoot 😘
Delete"Take the shot already!"
ReplyDeleteSo, did Candy have a Cane to lick?
ReplyDeletePoor Buster...what he picks up with.
ReplyDeleteWhen you're a star, no demand is too outrageous.
ReplyDeleteHe does appear to have the look many had after an evening at 54.
ReplyDeleteBut he is so cute!!!!! They have to be rumors?
ReplyDeleteAnother day at the Casa then? Hi Buster!
ReplyDeleteHeavy petting! You’re so clever.
ReplyDeleteHell, that's like being backstage with Lady Bunny. But he's too cute to be that diva....
ReplyDeleteThat looks like me every time I look at my cell phone or email ever since I made my political donations. Nothing but "Hey, Beto needs help. Can you fly in to Texas and work a phone bank?" or some stuff like that.
ReplyDeleteSome models can be so demanding.....
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