My new tell all and autobiography has been turned into a movie and released to a "theater" near you.
Not a bad way to ring in another year. Of course, it was the only time I was early. I was suppose to be bore on Halloween.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
After seeing yesterday's post, I'd go see this.
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Happy Birthday!
Your scary to me. I remember you made me gasp a few times.
ReplyDeleteoh no she didn't! nice bun pix yesterday, hon!
DeleteHappy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteAll these years of blogging and still learning new tidbits. Never knew you were to be born on Halloween. Meanwhile do cloths come with viewing this movie?
ReplyDeleteHappy Bithday you old battle axe.
ReplyDeleteoh suh-NAP!
DeleteAfter yesterday's post, I'd assumed the Lad would have stuck the candle in his cheeks and said blow out the candle!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHappy Borthday handsome.
Many Happy Returns, sweetie! I see you more as Fran Jeffries than Natalie Wood, to be honest. Jx
ReplyDeleteOh what a healthy compliment....I can live most certainly live with that!!!!
DeleteI'd go see this! And Happy Bday, Mistress! Hope you get a birthday present from the pool boy. Unwrapped, of course.
ReplyDeleteUnwrapping is the fun part, babe 😉
DeleteWith a cast of housanda!!!
ReplyDeleteanother year younger, eh? HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR MISTRESS! we need to plan our fall meetup...
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, don’t do anything I wouldn’t dream of!
ReplyDeleteHoppy Birthday dear!
ReplyDeleteBut who had time to sit through a 8 hour x-rated documentary
only 8 hours? it should be longer than that...
DeleteI hear NASA can see the lit cake from space! Happy Birthday!
ReplyDeleteXO-and one for Jesus
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ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Maddie!!!
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Cheers and Best Wishes for many more years of fun, adventure, and good times!
You're not getting older. You're a priceless masterpiece, a work of art, a treasure that only gets more valuable with time!
A very happy birthday, mistress! You’ve never looked better! And may you enjoy many more. Just remember to blow...whatever you want to blow. 😎
ReplyDeleteHappy Happy! And maaaaaaany more!
ReplyDeleteCan one ass take that many spanks?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday friend.
Happy Birthday hottie!
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday, mistress!! Have a really great day: cock and cock-a-tails, I say!
ReplyDeleteMany warm hugs!
I'll go see the movie...I could use some excitement. Happiest of birthday to you Mistress. I hope your day is a good one. Is it any wonder you love Hallowen so much?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Mistress.
ReplyDeleteThis is bound to be the most racy documentary since Truth or Dare.
Happy Borthday dear Mistress!!!!! Here's to many more!
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xoxoxoxoxox! :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you everybody!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm late to the party but HAPPY BIRTHDAY, dear Mistress!
ReplyDeleteI'm in the mood for a x-rated epic.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday cutie!!!
How many birthday shots are in the movie????? Happiest of the day to you my dear.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!!!!! Can we finally get a birthday suit picture to check with aging????
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday, Sugar! Super nana is decided to stay 32 for the next 5 years, so I'm guessing you're barely 40, right? xoxo
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope your having a great birthday Mistress!!! Is the Lad going to blow out your candle?
ReplyDeleteplease, there seems no putting that out...
DeleteWhy you dont look a day over 108.
ReplyDeleteHAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEETIE.
I hope your getting into all kinds of trouble! Does this mean your readers will get a free preview?
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!
Wear your birthday suit;)
ReplyDeletethat's just it...he always has that on....hanging thing dusting furniture...
DeleteHappy birthday beautiful!!!!! Have a wonderful day... Big birthday hugs! Or spanks which ever you prefer.
ReplyDeleteSex and the single gal? Filled with sex orgies, cluster fucks, and lord knows what else!!!!Happy birthday and stay like you are.
ReplyDeleteYour so funny MB!!!! That movie. Many happy returns
ReplyDeleteXoxo
Woohoo, happy birthday and have a ball! Your still a Halloween baby in my book.
ReplyDeleteA Scorpio and a Halloween baby...your double mischievous.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday!!!!
I know not what you talk of,lol
DeleteHappy Freakin Birthday! I hope this day is filled to the brim with happiness and interesting and fun things (just like your blog). Laughter and smiles to you!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Darling - you’re only as old as the men you feel.
ReplyDeleteJP
And when my assistant tell me there are 8 guys waiting for me, I say, Im exhausted send one home.
DeleteHappy birthday to you!!!! How did I miss this?!?!?!
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