Wednesday, April 9, 2014

HAVE YOU MET MY NEIGHBORS?

It recently got back to me that the white gloved clad Nanette Bambeesbrook up the street couldn't understand how I could be so voracious with men. Quite appalled she was actually. I asked if she wanted to pitch in for a lovely turn style!  After local art classes were cancelled due to funds, I asked if she could volunteer she house, to no avail. I told her she could even life model for us, because her husband said all she does is lay there and be still anyhow. She didn't think that was funny.
 
 
I also heard the only way she ever achieves orgasms is at the yearly Bergdorf Goodman sales.
 
But I ain't one to gossip.

13 comments:

  1. Don't worry to much about it Mistress, she probably just needs a good lay but enjoy it!!!!!

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  2. Hahaha! Sometimes great tasting food will do that to a girl.

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  3. There is one in every bunch, I swear.

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  4. Just what I thought. she looks like she never has any fun. And you? Too voracious? Why I never.

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  5. Goodness gracious Mistress....Where you spit no grass grows ever.

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  6. Let her spend a week at the Casa, THAT should loosen her up.

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  7. She has the look about her.

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  8. Just between you and me, Nanette has the most awful feminine hygiene odor...

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    1. And here I though it was time for the shad festival

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  9. I bet if you open her cabinets, everything is in neat rows, facing out. That organized bitch.

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  10. Maybe I can loan her my Karma Sutra book.

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