LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Mistress, I don't know this will fit on your epitaph.
It will fit, have you seen the size of my epitaph?
I sense the 90 proof gin has made several appearances tonight.
And I can't stand tardiness
The only thing on my mind is getting that guy out of those pants! He is smoking!
I was thinking that Chiquita,she can lick a whole regiment, but she can't dance worth a lick.
She licked more than a regiment I have the feeling.
why do fools fall in love? who will stop the rain? what is this thing called love? when will I be loved? where is love? how deep is the ocean?(50 points if you can tell me what these questions have in common)
looks like someone wants to play parlor games. breal out the gin......
well pour me another bluecoat-n-tonic and let's get started!
More gin?!? Can there ever be enough? I was thinking all Sinatra songs?!? Just put another ditty on and lets cut the rug tootes!
What do I think, I can't talk, my drooling over that guy. GOOD GAWD!
Apparently you can't even talk right.
Why isn't that man in my bed?
By the sounds of this post, someone had a swim in the old gin pool !
You're gonna have to get over this nasty habit of always losing your clothes and dipping yourself in gold. It's not dignified.
I need to reach in that hottie's pocket to grab his IPHONE, I don't care for the song he's playing, not that I can hear it.
Oh. That was an Iphone?
That's a lot of man up there. Beautiful, built, and abs. Hard enough to kill ya and soft enough to change ya
Weight loss success for the week. Dropped 4.7 pounds and I even had Del Taco last night.
I'm not asking any questions on how.......
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
Mistress, I don't know this will fit on your epitaph.
ReplyDeleteIt will fit, have you seen the size of my epitaph?
DeleteI sense the 90 proof gin has made several appearances tonight.
ReplyDeleteAnd I can't stand tardiness
DeleteThe only thing on my mind is getting that guy out of those pants! He is smoking!
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that Chiquita,she can lick a whole regiment, but she can't dance worth a lick.
ReplyDeleteShe licked more than a regiment I have the feeling.
Deletewhy do fools fall in love? who will stop the rain? what is this thing called love? when will I be loved? where is love? how deep is the ocean?
ReplyDelete(50 points if you can tell me what these questions have in common)
looks like someone wants to play parlor games. breal out the gin......
Deletewell pour me another bluecoat-n-tonic and let's get started!
DeleteMore gin?!? Can there ever be enough? I was thinking all Sinatra songs?!? Just put another ditty on and lets cut the rug tootes!
DeleteWhat do I think, I can't talk, my drooling over that guy. GOOD GAWD!
ReplyDeleteApparently you can't even talk right.
DeleteWhy isn't that man in my bed?
ReplyDeleteBy the sounds of this post, someone had a swim in the old gin pool !
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna have to get over this nasty habit of always losing your clothes and dipping yourself in gold. It's not dignified.
ReplyDeleteI need to reach in that hottie's pocket to grab his IPHONE, I don't care for the song he's playing, not that I can hear it.
ReplyDeleteOh. That was an Iphone?
DeleteThat's a lot of man up there. Beautiful, built, and abs. Hard enough to kill ya and soft enough to change ya
ReplyDeleteWeight loss success for the week. Dropped 4.7 pounds and I even had Del Taco last night.
ReplyDeleteI'm not asking any questions on how.......
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