As we know, the Mistress isn't technology savvy. And when a new electronic or phone is introduced it's downright entertaining to watch the fits. We let it go on till the smelling salts come out. Being one with style, if our Mistress could get away with this .... so would.....
right down to carrying the flowers! It only took our Mistress three weeks to learn the Windows phone when he got, and a month to realize that his email was on it. Iphone? Surely you jest. That was far too complicated. I don't think he's a dumb blonde, I just think it's the gin haze.
hey, we all have our limitations, gin or no gin. the mistress IS a FABULOUS dresser and host and decorator fer sure!
ReplyDeleteYour too kind Anne Marie! Help yourself to a houseboy!
DeleteFUCK YEAH! ;-b
DeleteA rather smart look in my opinion. Much more stylish.
ReplyDeleteOh, me too, Mistress! And I can't even blame it on gin. I just bought my very first cellphone yesterday. I can no longer claim to be the last person in Canada without one. Now I just have to figure out how to use it. And it's not even a smartphone!
ReplyDeleteGood luck Bee Goddess! I have the windows smartphone, and I'm still dumb.
DeleteI had to lay down this morning with a cold compress following a computer-induced hissy fit.
ReplyDeleteA houseboy was able to snap me out of it with Belgian waffles.
Oh you poor dear. Your fainting chaise sure sees lots of action. And love that your pet name for your houseboys penis is Belgian waffles! That usually snaps me out of many a mood.
DeleteI denied my phone brains. I only wanted a slide out keyboard so I could easily communicate with the kids. Who think that a text message on the phone is the place to report to me that their car was stolen in CA! (Car was found crashed into a tree near where kids were playing. Drugs and little kid backpacks were found in it. Car totaled. Driver back in jail. Not his first rodeo.)
ReplyDeleteYes, a call might have been better, but glad to hear the drama was kept to a minimum.
DeleteOh how fabulous! I'm sure as resourceful as the Mistress is, he'll make it work.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful outfit! Yes, that's the first thing I noticed.
ReplyDeleteI used to sell phones, so I had no choice but to be the first one to learn all the new features before our store sold it. Nowadays I'm content to do email, Twitter, and play music on my Android phone.
beauty and brains!!!!!!!
DeleteMy I love it! Where do I get one?
ReplyDeleteAnd right next to that phone is a bottle of gin ,and King George Extra Sensitive Prophylactics, in black.
ReplyDeleteMust you give my whole bag of tricks away?
DeleteIt's always good to be prepared for every contingency!
DeleteFor once. Ms Moorecock has got something right!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAs you become more familiar with your new phone, you will find that you can do all your Facebook postings with it. You can follow all your blogs on it. And you can even read all the gossip in the N Y Post right from that little magic gadget in your pocket. No, not THAT one, Silly! The phone! Google searches too. Take it slow, and you will get there. Soon you won't be able to live without it!
ReplyDelete"Take it slow, and you will get there". If I only had a dollar for every time I heard that one!!!!! And for for stopping by Howard!!!
Deleteif you stuck that cord someplace else, you might get better reception.
ReplyDeleteNah, it only got fuzzier.
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