It recently got back to me that the white gloved clad Nanette Bambeesbrook up the street couldn't understand how I could be so voracious with men. Quite appalled she was actually. I asked if she wanted to pitch in for a lovely turn style! After local art classes were cancelled due to funds, I asked if she could volunteer she house, to no avail. I told her she could even life model for us, because her husband said all she does is lay there and be still anyhow. She didn't think that was funny.
I also heard the only way she ever achieves orgasms is at the yearly Bergdorf Goodman sales.
But I ain't one to gossip.
Don't worry to much about it Mistress, she probably just needs a good lay but enjoy it!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Sometimes great tasting food will do that to a girl.
ReplyDeleteThere is one in every bunch, I swear.
ReplyDeleteJust what I thought. she looks like she never has any fun. And you? Too voracious? Why I never.
ReplyDeleteGoodness gracious Mistress....Where you spit no grass grows ever.
ReplyDeleteIts the gin.
DeleteLet her spend a week at the Casa, THAT should loosen her up.
ReplyDeleteShe has the look about her.
ReplyDeleteJust between you and me, Nanette has the most awful feminine hygiene odor...
ReplyDeleteAnd here I though it was time for the shad festival
DeleteYou to insatiable????????
ReplyDeleteI bet if you open her cabinets, everything is in neat rows, facing out. That organized bitch.
ReplyDeleteMaybe I can loan her my Karma Sutra book.
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