Saturday, December 30, 2023

FROM THE CANDY SHOP



What with the last opening of the Candy Shop for the year, we may as well go whole hog and out with a bang I say. This is better than any Pfeffernusse cookies or  Niederegger marzipan classic candy...this hunk is more like a foot long German bratwurst!!! While all I know is that his name is Tom and he hails from Germany, works a normal 9-5 day job, but is also a part time model and it is apparent he is not in the least bit shy to show off his kibbles, bits, and other delectably lick-able assets. I can see he offers all I need, handsome face, deep blue brooding eyes, great legs, all three of them, and I great chest to lay my weary head on at night. And with winter here, and hopefully getting colder, he's great to keep me warm at night...by any means necessary. Devour him children!!!! Take it all in....

32 comments:

  1. Good Gawd, Gertie! That is a Knockwurst worth sampling... Jx

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    1. Was that you Bob passing out hitting the floor, or Tom taking off his pants?

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  3. I'm surprised you didn't ask if anybody wanted to see his Weiner schnitzel

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    1. Even Helen Keller would know this is prime grade A, choice cut meat.

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  4. What a yummie treat! A very yummy treat!!!!

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  5. Very nice indeed. His name is Tom Woodson. And he has me meltingly! You should see his Twitter!!!! You won't forget him either.

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  6. He is so masculine and sexy with a huge cock. Love the shot of him in the very bulging white lyrca pants.

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  7. Mhmmmm 🤤🤤🤤. I could spend an afternoon or 20 with him.

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  8. Have long admired him and that cock as one of the sexiest men ever.

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  9. He is incredibly sexy and handsome. And your right...what great assets!!! Very very nice.

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  10. Oh my yes!!!!! I follow him on Twitter...he is one very hot man. I’d want him to integrate that inside me 😏

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  11. How can anyone not appreciate the view ? What a stallion !

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  12. A longtime fan of Mr Woodson and his cock. What not to like? Cauht his video of him enjoying his own Weiner schnitzel too !!!

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    1. and not with his hands...but his own mouth.

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    2. I bet he barely had to even lean over!

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    3. I could add to this conversation back will stay quiet. But a couple of years ago....those were the limber years.....

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  13. Your Candy Shop seldom disappoints but this eye candy is right up there!!!! DAMN! Good lord I can’t take it any more. He is just too damn HOTTTTTT. Stop for heaven sakes before a few of us end up masturbating to death!!!! LOL

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  14. I know I don't often get very verbal, but this man and his special features....oh my, I dare say he even got me hard. It's rare pictures have that effect, I like the real thing, but this guy is very hot.

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  15. Crikey! That thing's making my eyes water just looking at it! You definitely saved the best until last, Maddie.

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    1. Hey, I have had tears brought to my eyes on numerous occasions from a endowed guy getting to randy with his force feeding....

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  16. Anonymous12/31/2023

    He is a tripod!

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  17. These photos are okay for a susceptible public to view, but the pictures the other day were not? The logic defies understanding

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  18. I knew he had to be foreign. Johnsonville doesn't make them that big!

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  19. We're going to need to see more of him….please…yummy.

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  20. Anonymous12/31/2023

    My God that COCK, why wonder you keep houseboy Woodson ALL to yourself ! :-)

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    1. With that man and his cock, you'd need a crow bar to get my lips off him.!!!!

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  21. this guy and his dick are mouthwatering!

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