Now we know Dane Anna Wintour has made it
And I hear just as painful as stepping on one barefoot.
I can't disagree.
A gift idea for the fisherman. The cat has other plans
No wonder why everyone at work thinks the showroom manager is blowing me in the breakroom.
You'd NEVER see ME sitting like this. Of course.
And sadly but true, this piece of appalling news brought to my attention by field correspondent Travel Penguin. As if the Crocs company couldn't get more distasteful and absurd. Now one can buy their clip-on lights.
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Penguin, I think. Excuse me now as I need a spell on the fainting chaise...someone get me a bromide....with gin!!!!!!!!!!
Oh comme c’est tragique, comme c’est tragique !!
Those Crocs, LOL!
ReplyDeleteRoseanne? Madonna? Utterly hilariously true.
ReplyDeleteYou know those balls guys put on the back of their pick-ups? Yeah, you can get those to hang on the heels of Crocs. Eeeeeeek.
ReplyDeleteDear Goddess, Roseanne and Madge.
ReplyDeleteAnd Croc Lights?
I'll need a tequila bromide STAT!
How sad do you have to be to have lights on your stupid plastic clodhoppers?
ReplyDeleteAs if you need anything else to impede you're walking. A friend of mine swore by War on Crocs so she feeling broke her ankle.
DeleteOh, great. Now we'll see someone wear Crocs, socks and lights all at once soon.
ReplyDeleteThose crocs need to be destroyed. ASAP.
ReplyDeleteI NEED that Wintour Lego!!!!!! Gimme.
And Madge actually looks amazing now that the swelling has subsided. I think Roseanne has always been homely. She couldn't even be pretty in She Devil. And she's a nazi sympathizer. No.
XOXO
Well don't get me wrong I still love Madonna, I just look at her from the album Hollywood going backwards and how darn pretty she was. She needs to stop with the plastic surgery, she's turning into her Kardashian where she doesn't even resemble herself.
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ReplyDeleteChannelling the Countess De Lave this morning, Maddie? I didn't realize how truly ugly those cowboy boot Crocs were until I saw them on TV the other night -- now I could use a bromide with gin too, LOL!
Oh very impressed.. somebody knows the movie The Women!
DeleteAfter you’ve had a few gin and whatever’s, you can Google crocs accessories for more shock and awe. Yellow “snowplow” blades for the front, below the light beams. And for a mere $75, an Elf version in green with white fake fur trim (presumably inspired by the movie, which I’ll never watch).
ReplyDeleteI will have to make sure I'm good and tight before I go look at any more Crocs accessories. I can't even imagine.
DeleteOh my god. Crocs with clip-on lights! Hilarious. And traveling back to 1989, too!
ReplyDeleteOn the inside Roseanne looks like a meth addict
ReplyDeleteI can remember when Roseanne first hit the comedy scene I thought she was hysterical.
DeleteOh, dear... another Crocs-related tragedy. When will the terror every end? As for Madge... well, think of it as reinventing herself as the spokesmodel for Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa. And as for Anna... oh, dear. I can't imagine how chilly her ice box is... imagine sticking a finger in there? It would freeze instantly and snap off! Kizzes. P.S. Gin makes commenting much more fun... typing, not so much.
ReplyDeleteAs somebody who has drinked and blogged just make sure not to knock your gin and tonic onto the keyboard. Not that I've done that. Twice.
DeleteI'd like to be that vending machine.
ReplyDeleteNow I've seen that Anna Wintour minifig, I realise that I need an Edna Mode one even more!
ReplyDeleteI take it you would never "see" a man who wears crocs?
ReplyDeletesee him???? he'd release a pack of blood hounds on him.dont ask how I know this.
DeleteOh my God these had me all cackling. And yes I agree about lady Elaine Fairchild. I couldn't watch Mr Rogers when she came on. That puppet is downright scary.
ReplyDeleteyou don't sit like that? I thought that's how you met men????
ReplyDeletelove Anne Wintour so much!
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