...I think of everyone...even Majorie Taylor Green and Lauren Boebert.
And I just told a friend I was trying to be sweet and kind this season.
That lasted three days.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Three days? Awesome self control, Mistress!
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DeleteI agree with Debs...your wheel power is great! But then some cunts need to hear it.
ReplyDeleteThree days? Is that a record?
ReplyDeleteWhy yes that's a very good record for me.
DeleteI was tired of being a total bitch to everyone... so I cut back on coffee... limit, 2 cups a day. I am much nicer now. I don't get laid nearly as much, but... I'm nicer.
ReplyDeleteWell that's the case by all means drink or coffee!
DeleteThree days is long enough! Santa owes you something fabulous!
ReplyDeleteYou do know this means you're not getting that hat you've been dreaming about.
ReplyDeleteOh oh, don't you worry I'll handle that fat man in the red suit.
DeleteBravo! If I were Santa Claus, I would give you a blowjob (+ swallow your cum)
DeleteMistress, I think you might have Xersex all hot and bothered. Either that or he's familiar with your output!
DeleteOh Xersex!!!!!!!! Next time I'm in Italy....... we're having "afternoon tea'!!! wink!
DeleteI wish I were familiar with his outputs!
DeleteThe fact Mrs Maddie has a dedicated fan I think it's amazing! 👏👏👏👏
DeleteI am familiar with his Output...be prepared to drink....alot!!!!!
Deleteyou so lucky! for enjoying his dick and his cum
DeleteYou'd like it...It a perfect cock to suck on.
DeleteThree days? How did you do it? I haven't even managed to say I'm going to try to be sweet and kind. You're my idol.
ReplyDeleteYou are always good, and when you are bad you are even better.
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh... that's right dear. I never broke any laws though...but I may have cracked a few.
DeleteHuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteThat beats the three hours I was able to log. Now if it was YOUR log…😝
If I make it to Chicago sometime, I'll give you a free coupon to try my log!!!!! Who needs Hickory Farms?!?!?
DeleteTelling the truth IS sweet and kind. As long as you do it in a the proper tone of voice. So, there you go. A longer record than you thought!
ReplyDeleteHave you seen the MTG meme??? It's her sitting on a Bundt Cake; Cunt on a Bundt.
Yes!!!! The Cunt on the Bundt made rounds last Christmas!!!! I almost sprayed my coffee when I first saw it.
DeleteI applaud you for your restraint. I think it took me less than three seconds to determine cunt isn't strong enough of a word for those two.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea how anyone stands being around them too harpies for too long.
DeleteOkay I think I might have peed a little bit with laughter. I also assume you don't have much patience or willpower?
ReplyDeleteVery little of either. The Miranda Priestly quote comes to mind-" By all means, move at a glacial pace...you know how that thrills me."
DeleteYou should learn by now that you can hold your tongue.
ReplyDeleteThree days?
ReplyDeleteThat's control! Those women get me screaming See You Next Tuesday three times a day.
XOXO
That is amazing. Usually, it takes 15 minutes!
DeleteTundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteNo willpower? No worries, Maddie... if you have nothing nice to say, come sit by me!
Hey, that's my line!!!!!! But I'll come sit by you anyhow, We can be Adam and Evil!!!!
DeleteYour spot on.
ReplyDeleteI know you...there are more than just two on that list.
ReplyDeleteNow in Australia it's pretty much anybody that causes any slight inconvenience
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