Poor Debs went there with a funny meme today. As many who know me, know I DEPISE the Mariah Carey song, let alone any Christmas song she sings. Christmas Queen my foot. Just because she looks like she ate a tub of Christmas and Figi puddings, and washed it down with three gallons of egg nog, while wearing a red velvet dress looking like 10lbs flour in a 3lbs bag...(velvet only has so much stretch), doesn't make her a Christmas queen.
Me....when I hear her caterwauling tune.
And me on weekends...
This has been a Casa du Borghese PSA.
Tundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You and me both!
I'm dying.
ReplyDeleteCuz I'd do the same thing!
Lighting the cigarette!! Pure gold.
ReplyDeleteGuess I struck a nerve, eh? Sorry! Hahahahaaaaaaa
ReplyDeleteWhoever decided that Miss Mariah could sing was tone deaf
ReplyDeleteEvidently who ever discovered her was deaf.
DeleteHahahahahah
ReplyDeleteOMG I'm cackling !
XOXO
You realize she's getting a royalty check every time that song plays, right? It's still funny.
ReplyDeleteOh My! I loved these two clips. Especially that first one. I'll sure be popping it up on Teams for the next colleague that' will mention anything "corporate Christmas". You know...
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!!
DeleteI'm with you... and Mary and Joan!!!
ReplyDeleteMariah-fucking-Carey is one of my most loathed of all those supposed "singers"-who-can't-sing-just-howl - and I despise Wibbly Houston and Slime Dion too! Jx
ReplyDeleteNot huge fan of Houston, don't own any recordings, but don't loathe her. "Chest Thump" Dion on the other hand....
DeleteI could take Whitney more far than Mariah. One of my favorite song Whitney did was a dance duet with George Michael, If I Told you That. Very sexy song, they had fun chemistry together.
Deletesomeone has there nails jungle red today.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant, dahling... Brilliant. I couldn't agree more... that girl is such a bore. I don't care that her stylist seems to have gone on vacation and never came back... and the lady can be bigger than a house. That's just mother nature. But the crime against humanity that she's committed in the name of Xmas Music. Oh, lawdy, lawdy... that beotch has got some nerve... and she's always dancing on my last one! Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me wrong, I did enjoy some of her songs back in the day...but she should be outlawed to sing any Christmas song. She should take a pointer from Christina Aguilera. She had a beautiful version of O Holy Night.
DeleteOMG, I almost choked on my coffee!!! Perfect response. Just perfect.
ReplyDeleteCLEAN UP!!!! Aisle 2!!!!!!!!!
DeleteThat makes another that could stand Mariah's Christmas songs. This is so funny though...I keep replaying it. I do love me some Joan Crawford passive aggressiveness!
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!! And I agree with her singing holiday songs, plus give Thanksgiving it's proper respect, before playing this song... and save the Christmas carols for the classic and old-fashioned ones.
ReplyDeleteGive me the old vintage classics any day.
DeleteStop! Stop! Tears are streaming down my cheeks from laughing so hard.
ReplyDeleteYOU GO MADS!!!!!!!!!!!
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