It occurred to me today.
Do you know what Mitch McConnell and masturbation have in common?
A couple of strokes and it's over!
Meanwhile Daddy Warbucks is always texting me something funny or just a silly picture or a sexy something or other. Last night I got this text...and you can see my reply.
I reserve a spot in the upper left corner.
ReplyDeleteNot me honey. I'm jumping in right in the thick of it!
DeleteLMAO!!!!! Girl that’s just mean ?!! Where’s the love? Fuck that...THAT was funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd your relpy to Warbucks!!!!!!!!! Duh. ROTFLMAO!
Ok I laughed at this but as a Stroke Survivor - we don't want him in our club! HA HA.
ReplyDeleteI’m coming to hell with ya, cause I laughed my ass off. 😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteHA HA HA HA HA!!! That was good! We still have Diane Feinstein, so Mitch isn’t going away that easily. It takes Death now for these old old old old old old to go away …… I actually felt sorry for he and Diane...she is actually very painful to watch. She needs to step down. As does he.
ReplyDeleteAnd love your reply to Daddy Warbucks!!! You'd be a good insult comic Mistress.
I saw a video of Dianne Feinstein from last week. You're right it was extremely painful to watch and she didn't know if she was supposed to no or yes. Finally her Legislative Assistant had to tell her how to vote. Now to me that is scary because she represents a huge area.
DeleteMistress, you scoundrel! Did you send Mitch the joke too?!?
ReplyDeleteNo I didn't send it to him yet. Should I?
DeleteAahahahaha brilliant!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!!!! 😂😁🤣😁😂I love that you step on the line . . .and sometimes cross it. No one is safe. It's one of the reasons I follow you!
ReplyDeleteIt is time to retire the turtle. Merrick Garland was the keynote speaker at Monday morning's session and most in room were thinking, he really should be on the Supreme Court. I'd start by carefully removing the one on the left. You have to be careful of attachment points.
ReplyDeleteWell mayor Garland almost made it on the Supreme Court. But I don't know which one you're talking about at least four of them should be gone.
DeleteLMAOOO
ReplyDeleteOh, I shouldn't laugh about that maniacal, power hungry, soulless, greedy, mean, evil old man having a stroke.
And jumping in the thick of it it's the way to go!
XOXO
Laugh all you want; we'll all be in good company down below!!!!!
DeleteAnd I will never understand these old fart politicians that want to stay so long. Who the hell wants to be remembered that way, like McConnell or Feinstein or worse yet dropping dead under the dome.
LOL. Well, he and Diane make a fine pair, don't they? But sometimes I think they're better than some of the magats running around...like Tubbyville, who is now holding up 2 military commander positions in order to force his religious beliefs on the rest of us.
ReplyDeleteYour reply to Warbucks was spot on.
Dianne Feinstein's really scaring me. When you don't know whether you're supposed to vote no or yes, until you're told by your Legislative Assistant, and you represent a big area, it's time to go. Her and Mitch should walk out hand in hand.
DeleteThe two of them leaving? Oh, wouldn't that be a glorious sight to behold!
DeleteThat was scandalous! And funny, too.
ReplyDeleteI find those who are easily shocked, should be shocked more often.
DeleteYazz... jump on in. I'll sit on the sidelines and cheer you on, dear. And thanks for the photo of Joan, our patron saint of obsessive compulsions.
ReplyDeleteAt first glance that looked like a gang of wiggly worms
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