The Houseboys are supposed to be doing the cleaning --- in the nude. What happened? Did they drink all the gin and pass out again?? Send them here. I have military experience, and I'll teach them how to behave.
Hahaha You're gonna cause a domestic accident one of these days: it'll be a landscaper, a mailman, a UPS delivery man running into the side of your house looking at your... cleaning.
You big tease!
ReplyDeleteWith you naked it's a wonder anything gets done.
ReplyDeleteGotta make sure everything is buff. (The one thing I learned is to not do the ironing in the nude.)
ReplyDeleteOr frying bacon.
DeleteYep. I learned that the heard way, too!
DeleteHa ha ha!!! You've put a shine on my morning!
ReplyDeleteSx
Full Moons can be bright Scarlet.
DeleteI wouldn't mind being the mirror.
ReplyDeleteWho's the fairest of them all?
ReplyDeleteHaha. If you've got it, flaunt it!
ReplyDeleteHuntleyBiGuy:
ReplyDeleteAnd we know nothing got done in “Masturbation” May. Once you saw your reflection you just HAD to take matters into your own hands.
I swear, Huntley, it's like some days your here.
DeleteI have mirrors that need cleaning!
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't sound very comfortable to me! But then again, my anatomy is different. :) Hahaha.
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to ask what you use for a duster.
ReplyDeleteit must be a pain to clean the protein off the mirror?
ReplyDelete*Giggle, snort!*
DeleteDeedles!!!! Don't be encouraging Ms Moorecock.....
DeleteI feel as though I should be behind you. Very, very closely making sure that mirror is clean.
ReplyDeleteAny closer and you'd could be frisking my for loose change dear.
DeleteYou are a cheeky thing aren't you!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I cleaned my mirrors naked, I may get sick. No one needs to see the multitude of nooks and crannies.
I like your cleaning method. But I wouldn't mind seeing the view from the front.
ReplyDeleteDon’t rub too vigorously…
ReplyDeleteJP
Now you tell me JP
DeleteTundra Bunny here.... I'm shocked! The Houseboys don't do actual housework? It really is hard to find good help these days, LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe Houseboys are supposed to be doing the cleaning --- in the nude. What happened? Did they drink all the gin and pass out again?? Send them here. I have military experience, and I'll teach them how to behave.
ReplyDeleteI'll be humming Man in the Mirror and Shake Your Booty all day now!
ReplyDeleteWell, that would be better then watching bouncing balls to the lyrics.
DeleteAnd less painful.
Now I know why the house boys have a certain dress code.
ReplyDeleteYou caught me, I set the standard.
DeleteHahaha
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna cause a domestic accident one of these days: it'll be a landscaper, a mailman, a UPS delivery man running into the side of your house looking at your... cleaning.
XOXO
And pray tell which one of those guys is you? LOL!!!!!
DeleteLooks like you have a crack in your mirror that needs filling.
ReplyDeleteSassybear
https://idleeyesandadormy.com/
I'm more concerned about the tool in front that needs to be serviced.
DeleteNow time to sell shiny appliances on eBay
ReplyDeleteDon't be giving Cali Boi any encouragement Adam.
DeleteYou have me wanting to do all kind of things to that ass. How much do you charge an hour for cleaning?
ReplyDeleteWell that depends on how much of a deep clean you need.....
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