.....Matheus.
Apparently he is not aware of house rules to not play with the Mistress's huge hat.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
That hat won't last long.
ReplyDeleteThey are terrible rough with my goods.
DeleteWe’ve met. The Mistress’s smaller hats wouldn’t cover his big parts.
ReplyDeleteHence why everything is big around these parts.
DeleteThis dude has feet like canal boats! I'm surprised the hat covered anything at all, if old wives' tales are to be believed, and I'm an old wife, so yeah.
ReplyDeleteHe wears big shoes too if that tidbit helps.
DeleteHat? What hat?
ReplyDeleteHe sells it well.
DeleteI THOUGHT that hat looked familiar!
ReplyDeleteIf I had a dime for every time I heard that.
DeleteHe may poke a hole in that hat!
ReplyDeleteDoes he do lawn work?
ReplyDeleteHe certainly is a big boy, so it would seem...
ReplyDeleteAnother in a long line of "houseboy imports" from Brazil! Of course.
Jx
i believe he is single handily keeping south america in business.
DeleteWell, we know that hat fits... what else perchance might fit? Do tell... enquiring minds have nothing better to concern themselves with. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteYou should see how they wear my heels!
DeleteI have that hat.
ReplyDeleteThat's how I wear it!
Come off it Mistress, YOUR hat is MUCH bigger than this lad's.
ReplyDeleteWhy does this feel like a "you show me yours and Ill show you mine" contest?
DeleteHow is his cleaning? We could use some help on the floors,
ReplyDeleteWell, as long as he gets the chores done, right? But if you don't want him you can send him here!
ReplyDeleteWhy does your offer not surprise me????
DeleteBig hat, big...?
ReplyDeleteOh, oh, I know this one! Big head?
DeleteI hope he didn't get poison ivy.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Oh no worries...I have the perfect ointment dear
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