LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
That hat won't last long.
They are terrible rough with my goods.
We’ve met. The Mistress’s smaller hats wouldn’t cover his big parts.
Hence why everything is big around these parts.
This dude has feet like canal boats! I'm surprised the hat covered anything at all, if old wives' tales are to be believed, and I'm an old wife, so yeah.
He wears big shoes too if that tidbit helps.
Hat? What hat?
He sells it well.
I THOUGHT that hat looked familiar!
If I had a dime for every time I heard that.
He may poke a hole in that hat!
Does he do lawn work?
He certainly is a big boy, so it would seem...Another in a long line of "houseboy imports" from Brazil! Of course.Jx
i believe he is single handily keeping south america in business.
Well, we know that hat fits... what else perchance might fit? Do tell... enquiring minds have nothing better to concern themselves with. Kizzes.
You should see how they wear my heels!
I have that hat.That's how I wear it!
Come off it Mistress, YOUR hat is MUCH bigger than this lad's.
Why does this feel like a "you show me yours and Ill show you mine" contest?
How is his cleaning? We could use some help on the floors,
Well, as long as he gets the chores done, right? But if you don't want him you can send him here!
Why does your offer not surprise me????
Big hat, big...?
Oh, oh, I know this one! Big head?
I hope he didn't get poison ivy.Love,Janie
Oh no worries...I have the perfect ointment dear
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!