THE REVEAL

 

Not that reveal! You'll have to excuse my houseboy Anton...he gets confused at times the dear. No this is the reveal to the parlor game questions while I had a frolic at the seaside and up in the mountains. Now let's see the reveal of the questions.

1.The Mistress loves her men. Of the men I  slept dated, or was in a relationship with, they all had various professions. Which is the lie.

1-stock broker. He was the hot Asian I dated. He crunched my numbers very nicely.

2-firemen. I put the fire out of two different firemen. One was a clandestine, with a married, straight fireman that lasted two years. A forest fire that just wouldn't extinguish.

3- college professor. Yes. Nice guy, but a tad boring. I think he just liked the sex.

4-doctor. I never dated a doctor, which is a shame. I have doctor patient fantasies yet unfilled.

5-Polictical Chief of Staff . He was my ex of 12 years and got me woke in politics.

2-As you know, I love to travel. I have traveled to these places Which is a lie?

1-Vienna, Austria

2- Nairobi, Kenya on the bucket list after Lake Cuomo

3- Buenos Aires, Argentina

4- Budapest Hungary. On the bucket list

5- Amsterdam, Netherlands

3-The Mistress can be very salacious. Which of these is a lie? Might shock you!

1- Was in a porn after a very drunken and high night, was filmed with two friends by a NJ porn film maker. Amateur of course

2- Posed naked. Twice

3- Taken naked selfies. Duh, Im gay and not shy.

4- do naughtiness on a Only Fans...yet.

5- Sat naked for an artist friend. Very fun, and he did beautiful work.

4-I have many facets to my career so far. Which of these is a lie?

1- Visual Display Stylist

2- Regional Merchandising Visual Manager

3- Interior Designer

4- Landscape Designer

5-Model home Stager

5-My weekly feature In Three Words seems to be popular each week. These people have been featured Which is a lie?

1-Eva Peron

2-Mike Pence

3- Sophia Loren

4- Britney Spears

5-Rodney Dangerfield

6- Im an open person. Which of these relationships is a lie. When it comes to women, I am for sure a GOLD STAR Gay!!!! Never even dated a woman.

1- Threesomes for fun. DUH

2-Three months dating a woman. Never

3-a throuple relationship . Enjoyed a throuple for almost two years 

4- Dated a straight couple. NOPE.

5-Seeing two different men. Nothing new here.

7-  We have a nice family history. I'm a blend of these nationalities. Which is the lie?

1- Czechoslovakia my maternal grandmother was born in Czechoslovakia

2- Italy

3- Holland. My dads father side comes from Amsterdam

4- Ireland. His mother's side hailed from Ireland

5- Switzerland. My  maternal grandfather's side hails from Switzerland

8-I love me a good cock-a-tail when out...after all there is always time for a cock-a-tail. My tab can get ugly. These would be on my tab. Which is the lie.

1- whiskey on the rocks. Love my whiskey in cold months

2- Pimm's Cup. Summer nectar of the Gods

3- Gin and Tonic. Like mother's milk to me.

4- Melon Ball.. LIE... WAY to sweet

5- Mojitio LOVE me some of these in the summer.

9- I love shoes and will gladly wear any of these upon my feet. Which is the lie. And if ANYONE gets this wrong, you may find yourself baned from the Casa du Borghese

1- Brogues

2- Converse  chucks

3- High heeled Stilettos

4- Biker boots

5- Crocs. Im happy to report NO ONE got this one wrong and no one is banned!

The Prize-

To the winner comes this summer lovely, all titty bits from my recent trip to P-Town. A box of Salt Water Taffy, with 20 assorted flavors, I hand picked personally( no gin flavor alas), and Chocolate Cameral Sea Salt fudge from the award winning Cabot's Candy Shop. Two candles, local made from a gift shop, along with a scented bar of soap, both Sea Side scented. A little hanging bottle of shells I made at another shop and I added in some Ptown sand! And two dish towels for your decided use. My assets aren't included. Who wants to pay that much in shipping and handling with that weight? Now on to the winner.......bring me my girls......

We had many of you coming close, some of you even knew some had two lies. But what the heck with the triple C's? Our #1 winner was Cooper with the most right answered. Cooper, email me your deets so I can mail you your gift. Next,  followed by Cello Josh and Cali Boi with three wrongs or partly wrong.  I would be remiss not to mention Bob and Samantha, who made pretty good stabs as did Tundra Bunny, who for being a newer reader got many guesses right. Uptonking, who did a very creative and funny comment of his answers cracked me up , and the comment to floor me came from Travel Penguin, who answered the joke question of.... I love men! But I don't prefer some. Which is the lie..... "the only kind of man your wouldn't sleep with, is dead". left me in stiches. But untrue. I have slept with my fair share of republicans.