Rumors are now circulating that the Mistress has gone missing in action! Some say she has been kidnapped and tied up ever so elegantly. Along with Anderson Cooper!
Others say she just took off, and the rim of her huge wide brim hat could be seen from the air aboard this yacht.
Another is she has been sold into bondage and is up to all kinds of naughty in this here castle.
But our guess is she is passed out drunk under some hunk somewhere at a swank lounge!