Dearest... you forgot to cut the hole in the back of those lycra shorts again. Honestly... how is anyone to get anything done if you keep putting up barriers between you and the world? Still... love the pose. I know how it goes. That pose. Oh, and suggestion? Next time, find a tiny 'welcome' mat and place it in front the hole. One can NEVER be too subtle. Kizzes.
Were you and Jon sitting in the same "art house" showing? Not that I'm opposed to ripped lycra or lycra split up the middle, but I try to be, ahem, a lady ...at least twice a year.
I'm at the ready to massage that poor dear back to vitality and strength. I have been told I have the power to heal the sick and raise the ... to paraphrase Bessie Smith: "I want a little sugar in my bowl. I need a little hot dog between my roll. I could stand some lovin', oh so bad. Feel so funny, I feel so sad."
Oh, my! It appears the poor boy fell. I trust you were there to kiss things and make them better.
ReplyDeleteOr is that kiss them to make them bigger and harder?
DeleteIsn't that what I said? 😉
DeleteCrash
ReplyDeleteBlessed be Lycra.
ReplyDeleteBet he found a Good Samaritan who helped him get back up.
XOXO
Yes, I know there's only one ballgame you're interested in!
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Well...looks like the balls are in my court now.
DeleteSorry, what sport?
ReplyDeleteBird Watching dear.
DeleteAh, the sport of queens!
ReplyDeleteI volunteer to be his athletic supporter.
DeleteEither that one hurt, or that's an interesting way to stretch.
ReplyDeleteIf it is indeed stretching, I hope I'm sitting behind him toots.
DeleteNice view.
ReplyDeleteDRY LAND TRAINING for skiing! Am I right, sweetpea??? xoxo
ReplyDeleteWell, I could think of better, softer surfaces for him to land on Savvy.
DeleteIn the sort of films I've seen, that lycra usually splits up the middle... Jx
ReplyDeleteSee below dear ⬇
DeleteDearest... you forgot to cut the hole in the back of those lycra shorts again. Honestly... how is anyone to get anything done if you keep putting up barriers between you and the world? Still... love the pose. I know how it goes. That pose. Oh, and suggestion? Next time, find a tiny 'welcome' mat and place it in front the hole. One can NEVER be too subtle. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteWere you and Jon sitting in the same "art house" showing? Not that I'm opposed to ripped lycra or lycra split up the middle, but I try to be, ahem, a lady ...at least twice a year.
DeleteTundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteAnd there goes the whole ball game, LOL!
Do you suppose he knew how that looked?
ReplyDeleteI should really lend him my hands.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of kissing it and making it better but ok.
DeleteI'm at the ready to massage that poor dear back to vitality and strength. I have been told I have the power to heal the sick and raise the ... to paraphrase Bessie Smith:
ReplyDelete"I want a little sugar in my bowl.
I need a little hot dog between my roll.
I could stand some lovin', oh so bad.
Feel so funny, I feel so sad."
I really adore your over eagerness to help him out Bob. I love it! And giving up you roll like that....
Deletenice ass!
ReplyDeleteThere are easier ways to attract a man than lace those hideous things on your feet and hurt yourself.
ReplyDeleteOh dear, perhaps I should help him Up !
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