The other day we were all discussing the elections and just about everybody's dislike and distaste of the Dump. I had regaled my several run in's with a few members of the family, those are stories for another day, and one I have already blogged about. But I said I can remember when he ran for president, and he had the gull to show up in Bucks County and ran right into the Mistress at an event.I was so disgusted I told him he could go stick his dick in a tube of mascara! He said why should I do that? I said, Because...it will make it longer, fuller and longer lasting. Then maybe you'll make a woman happy one day!
Aaaaaaaand, scene! 🤣
ReplyDeleteit will make it longer, fuller and longer lasting. Then maybe you'll make a woman happy one day!
ReplyDeletehahahah so funny reason!
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ReplyDeleteWas it Maybelline?
ReplyDeleteTrue that is where the tagline came from, but that cheap bastard would probably use Coty.
DeleteHe just wouldn’t understand!
ReplyDeleteHahahaha
ReplyDeleteOh, hunny. His dick is like a toadstool. Not even mascara could help it.
XOXO
Der Trumpenfuhrer could always try wrapping several layers of bubblewrap around his toadstool. At least it might stop the unfortunate female from catching something nasty!
DeleteHelen...I've long said it's a shame his mother didn't swallow.
Delete"One sperm, with a sense of direction, and we're all paying it!!!!"
LOL!
ReplyDeleteHA!
ReplyDeleteA hatless Hedda Hopper and Tallulah Bankhead?
Ding ding ding!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteLOL. There would be more success putting lipstick on a pig.
ReplyDeleteI'll give him some lipstick...and then pull a "mix up" and give him super glue instead.
DeleteAdore Ms. Bankhead. And the Dump? Let's hope his political career last as long as he does doing Stormy Daniels.
ReplyDeleteI understand it was the worst 20 seconds of her life.
DeleteTundra Bunny here...
ReplyDeleteLOL! If that had been me, I'd have been sorely tempted to kick the Orange Turd right in the nuts, but I doubt he has any. I've also long suspected that his bone spurs are bigger than his wang...
I suspect your suspicions might be true Tundra!
DeleteSticking his head in a brush shredder would improve his appeal
ReplyDeleteLOL! Good one girl!
ReplyDeleteHe should do us all a favor and fall into a wood chipper.
ReplyDeleteI'd be glad to push him in too.
DeleteI can hear Tallulah now:
ReplyDelete“Oohhh daahhrlings, can you believe all the bastards that voted for that fuck ! And they idiots want him back !!
Well daahhrlings, vote blue for Tallu.” :)
That sounds much like me too!!!!
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