LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
....of my book hits the stands!
INCORRIGIBLE! By the way, whoever told you that you look like you have it all together?
The town socialite Ito....course... she had on beer googles and was eating Hickory Farms cheese at the time.....
Who will play you in the movie?
i suspect Jennifer Coolidge...since Joan Crawford, Talullah Bankhead and Mae West are all dead.
I was thinking Mamie Van Doren, but then again, she's 93... Jx
Tundra Bunny here...Hannah Waddingham, of course!
Good ones!
this is a worryingly accurate description of you right now. stand back everyone.....
Being violently horny always comes with a creamy side dish.
You tease. You minx. You intoxicating Maneater!
Three qualities for good sex...I'm in! What day is good for you?
Oh, I can see the Broadway Musical already.
I hope it's available in the UK?!Sx
Oh yes...translated in 32 languages!
DO you look like you have it all together?
I await the audio version.
I didn't know you were writing your biography.
A multi volume collections of tidbits and bobs.
In other words: Happy Spring!
Violently horny sounds interesting.
Let's hope it tops the NYT bestseller list!
I'll be first in line to order and present myself at your book signing for an autograph.
Where do I sign???
Funny!
I've found the next volume! Jx
And to think I was worried the media would leak that next volume.
I though manic, anxious, and violently horny was HOW you had it all together.
BINGO!
Oh, this is gonna be good.... *pulls out opera glasses*XOXO
I'd love to konw your "violently horny side".
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
INCORRIGIBLE! By the way, whoever told you that you look like you have it all together?
ReplyDeleteThe town socialite Ito....course... she had on beer googles and was eating Hickory Farms cheese at the time.....
DeleteWho will play you in the movie?
ReplyDeletei suspect Jennifer Coolidge...since Joan Crawford, Talullah Bankhead and Mae West are all dead.
DeleteI was thinking Mamie Van Doren, but then again, she's 93... Jx
DeleteTundra Bunny here...
DeleteHannah Waddingham, of course!
Good ones!
Deletethis is a worryingly accurate description of you right now. stand back everyone.....
ReplyDeleteBeing violently horny always comes with a creamy side dish.
ReplyDeleteYou tease. You minx. You intoxicating Maneater!
ReplyDeleteThree qualities for good sex...I'm in! What day is good for you?
ReplyDeleteOh, I can see the Broadway Musical already.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's available in the UK?!
ReplyDeleteSx
Oh yes...translated in 32 languages!
DeleteDO you look like you have it all together?
ReplyDeleteI await the audio version.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you were writing your biography.
ReplyDeleteA multi volume collections of tidbits and bobs.
DeleteIn other words: Happy Spring!
ReplyDeleteViolently horny sounds interesting.
ReplyDeleteLet's hope it tops the NYT bestseller list!
ReplyDeleteI'll be first in line to order and present myself at your book signing for an autograph.
ReplyDeleteWhere do I sign???
DeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteI've found the next volume! Jx
ReplyDeleteAnd to think I was worried the media would leak that next volume.
DeleteI though manic, anxious, and violently horny was HOW you had it all together.
ReplyDeleteBINGO!
DeleteOh, this is gonna be good.... *pulls out opera glasses*
ReplyDeleteXOXO
I'd love to konw your "violently horny side".
ReplyDelete