CHUCKLE

The Lad helping me out of the car.

I tell you, the Lad can be such a jerk. The other night when we celebrated 14 years, he said he wanted us to dress up as some of his favorite Star Wars characters and do some sexy, naughty role play in the bedroom. When he opened up the door he said, "MISTRESS....Jabba the Hutt isn't one of my favorite Star Wars characters!" And I replied, "IM NOT DRESSED YET!

 I will admit, the Lad is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. You know what he got our blind friend James as a birthday gift? A cheese grater. A cheese grater! Jimmy told him it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

The Lad can be such a dope too. You wouldn't believe what he said to me last week. He said our neighbor with the big titties was outside gardening again topless. I said, "Really Adrien?"  He replied "Yes, but I wish his wife would do the same." And he can be so insensitive. He came in the one night and said, Guess who I ran into while on the way home the other night? I said who Adrien. He said our midget neighbor from up the street. I said Adrien, they prefer little people. He said, Oh whatever, so I offered him a ride, and you know what he said to me? He told me to go fuck myself. So I zipped up my backpack and kept walking.