BUENOS AIRES PRIDE

Pride, right in front of the Casa Rosada

Pride season has me thinking about past Prides and since the last story was enjoyed by y'all here's another.  So... in 2017 I'm in Buenos Aires along with Mistress Maddie's #1 Fan, and Lady Charles, and it just happened to be Pride. Well, we got caught up in the revelry of it, and after seeing all the South American boys,I, opps,I meant we're getting a bit hot. So we decide to check out one of the local bath houses. Now...we are seasoned homosexuals and have seen it all from all over, including female cashiers at the front desks. Our friend we met from the night before, Oliver, a local, ran into us at the Pride and gave us a list of ones to visit. 

The lovely Oliver during all the revelry.

 He would even meet us at one later, after his other plans. So off we go and we get to this bathhouse we want to try, and it appears a little seedier than what were used to, but it looks like it might be exciting. We get to the window, and were probably in a sketchy neighborhood, because the cashier window was behind bars. And it's a female cashier. And we're like OH!!! We're used to that. And this one look tough and definitely looked South American, maybe even Colombian. So were trying to figure out the sign on the wall about do you pay for a locker, do you pay for a room, how much is it...do we need to be naked or wear a towel. And we're trying to figure it out in the Spanish, well, no Spanish because we don't know much, so were all fumbling with the cashier and trying to translate with her. I'm like, you two talk to her. She finally rolls her eyes and says "My GAWD already...whad'a want, a room or a locka?" Well, we weren't ready for that!!! We said where are you from, you sound like you're from New York? She said "YEAH, Staten Island, now, I ain't got awl day, now...whada ya want? A room or a locka?" We all got lockers, and got inside, striped and we were all discussing what is this Havery Fierstein sounding, large, wise cracking lesbian doing working a bath house in Buenos Aires??? Finally, I said, I know what it is. She must be in a witness Protection Program.

On a side note, Lady Charles got lucky with a Frenchmen, while MM#1F and I ended up with Oliver in a private room. He had some lovely Pride assets. I recall getting lock jaw for the next two days, while he spent the next two nights in our hotel room.  I often wonder where he is now. Man was that boy flirtatious. And if Big Viv still works the bath house.