Wednesday, January 12, 2022

CHUCKLE

I got a new part time job in my spare time... 

I've never been happier.


28 comments:

  1. Wouldn't testing out new models for the manufacturers be a more lucrative sideline, Mistress?

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    1. Been there done that. Who wants to carry a donut around everywhere to sit on?

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  2. Sure beats being a Walmart greeter!

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    1. By the demeaner of some of them, they must have vibrators in need of repair.

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  3. Do you include extra pair of energize (bunny) batteries.
    Coffee is on and stay safe

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    1. Repair Energizer Batteries?!?! How often are you using that thing Dora?!?!?

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  4. There's a real buzz around this career!

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  5. i thought i saw the lights diming high to low at the casa.

    i thought it was a bad prison movie.

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  6. And are we testing the repaired product to ensue it's good to go?

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  7. OH good! I have several burnt out ones that need repaired dear.

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  8. Are you using an oil, or a good old fashioned spit shine to get these babies lubricated?

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  9. Excellent!!!! Gimmie your number henny. The longest relationship I’ve had is with my first vibrator.

    We were together 7 years. Off and on.

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    1. At least you'll always have your memories.

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  10. You might be more happy, but it also explains that limp you have..

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  11. Oh, hunny...
    Good vibrations only.

    XOXO

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  12. I understand there are always a number of positions available. Do you perform repair AND testing?

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    1. You should see the positions we've had.

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    2. I can imagine (or maybe I can’t).

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  13. Not sure you'd make enough money to live on in this throw-away world.

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  14. I got a charge out of this 😂

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  15. This is all so high tech, what is wrong with a humble cucumber? - Eco friendly, and can double up as a snack.
    Sx

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    1. Well the cucumber will be going in the gin...and as we know gin kills anything.

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  16. Huh. You should recruit Pam. I'm sure she'd be great at quality control, trying the product prior to its re-release. Based on what I know of her, such a thing should be (literally) up her alley! Kizzes.

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    1. Ah poor Pam. As we know she won't touch anything if she doesn't know where it's been.

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  17. Oh, I'm going for the advanced course now that I have a DeWalt. It's called a Drilldo.

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  18. Oh, Mistress, can you drop by? I have a few items that need...refurbishing.

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  19. You're just in it for the testing pert :-)

    Sassybear
    www.idleeyesandadormy.com

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