But children ...did I really go anywhere??? Yes darlings....Pam Demic is still here and standing, tit's out, shoulders back and cocktails chilled from my current vaccine site!
Yassssss darlings Pam Demic is still masked up...and yes, with the pandemic coming to a end, looks like my work will be done here soon, as Ill be off to India, where I will no doubt have to change into my sari's. I had done such excellent work with awareness and guidelines that the Biden Administration asked if I could go to India to help out, rise awareness and make sure the citizens are masked up and socially distancing, while awaiting their vaccine. So where there is pandemic, virus and disease, don't worry for me, Ill be around to lend a hand. Which reminds me to let you all know the time for the eyes is coming to an end. Get those lips plumped, glossed and lipsticked! The lips are back bitches! But I personally will always wear one, as I don't trust any germs anywhere.
And I resent most of the community, including the Mistress's neighbors thinking my rubber gloves are for fisting. I swear by rubber gloves to protect from all the grubby paws touching everything. Beside I haven't fisted in ages. I lost way to much good jewelry.
Beside that, I have always stay veiled since young age, as I was never a pretty child. I was so ugly when I was little my mother used my soft spot as an ash tray. And my husband, Mr Harry Demic, and I are completely different in the bedroom. I turn on the lights, he turn them off, I turn them on, he turns them off. And the other night I said to him why do you keep turning off the lights when we make love, you have such a sexy, hot body? He said, Ahhhh Pam, that's so sweet, you think I'm turning off the lights because you think I don't want you to see ME?
Not only do I keep the veil on to cover my face, but the veil protects me from getting my wig in my mouth. Oh god, I hate when I get wig hair in my lip gloss. It looks like I went down on a Muppet. So I say continue with your guidelines and mask wearing if your comfortable. Of course between the Mistress, Ms Moorecock and us Demic's, truth be told, we are so pickled, lets be honest, thats why we were passed on getting the virus in the first place darlings. Who knows if the vaccine even had any affects??? So hang in there darlings...I see some of you are already hanging....stay safe, enjoy groups safely, wear those gloves and veils if you desire. I'm off to India to spread good cheer, assist in the pandemic, and my share my latest pamphlet, and supply of gloves and veils.
So pink! So you!
ReplyDeleteThere are ways to get that "good jewelry" back you know. A little patience, a net, gloves. Grimy work but HEY, it's your good jewelry. LOL.
ReplyDeleteBut who has the time to wait a day or two for it to show up?
Deleteyou're amazing!
ReplyDeleteSo fun! I love your sense of humor.... Your "tits out" reminded me of Rusty Warren, who passed away the other day at age 91. Her signature line" "Knockers up!!"
ReplyDeleteP.S. Thanks for this morning's pick-me-up. I truly needed it.
Wait till you see your other pick me up!
DeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Pam Demic can't leave!!!! if she does that will be the only downside it the pandemic ending. And I adore her zany ensembles! This might be my favorite yet!!!!!!!!!! That dress!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePam Demic or a drunken Judy Jetson? Either way...Fab. U LOUS!
ReplyDeleteXO and one for Jesus-
Miss R
Not sure why John Waters hasn't used you yet in a movie. Your so camp and zany.
ReplyDeleteGood luck in India, come back to us safe.
I agree! I got some Divine vibes here.
DeleteIt's the fabulous tits!
DeletePam Demic! You have been our fashionable life savior and guru with all your pamphlets ...how can we ever thank you? You look so fabulous for the afternoon. Just one of your casual afternoon frocks? And yet again, I am adoring the ring and gloves. I might have to adopt the look now since you and Deedles pull it off so nicely. Please stop in from time to time dear.
ReplyDeleteBut that dress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am in LURVE... all over again. So happy to see Ms. Pam. Oh, how we have all missed you, gurl! Glad you were able to disengage from whatever backroom gang bang you were involved in (of course you all wore masks and gloves) long enough to enchant us with your elegantly coiffed whirling dervish self. (Speaking of gang bangs: P.S. Purell does not good lube make!) Of course, with all that gin coursing through your veins, you were well-inoculated (in so many terms of the word) long before the vaccine ever came into existence. Thank you, thank you, thank you, from the bottom of my well-used one, for sharing the vision of loveliness that is you with all of us. You made my morning, cupcake. Many, many kizzes - from your #1 PAM FAN!
ReplyDeleteTWIRL, HONEY, TWIRL!!!! You camp bitch! Werk it henny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a site for sore eyes!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful blog
ReplyDeletePlease read my post
ReplyDeleteWho could possibly feel blue in the presence of all your pink loveliness, Pam? Love the orchids in your up-do a la Carmen Miranda.... and it's always better to be "tits out" than "tits up"!
ReplyDeletePretty in pink!
ReplyDeleteOh my god, Aunt Joann has returned from the grave! Gave me a bit of a shock there, darlin'. By the time I got to "went down on a Muppet", I was grateful that I remembered to put the pee pads on my chair! I think that I'm going to retire my Pam Demic original gloves. Frame them. No one, I mean absolutely no one, can wear them the way you do Pammy! Our loss is India's gain.
ReplyDeleteand she loves a good curry.
DeleteYour fabulous look beats the Wintour look hollow; keep on hula hooping.
ReplyDeleteYou look fabulous!
ReplyDeleteHula Hoop realness!
ReplyDeleteVa-va-voom!
ReplyDeleteYou go ahead and teach the children how to twirl, honey!
XOXO
Oh, Pam, I don't know much about drag but ... Did someone forget to tuck? I'm sure no one will be sorry to see you in a sari. You're such a hula!
ReplyDeleteThere's no hiding all THAT in a second skin dress.
DeleteStay safe Pan Demic!
ReplyDeleteLove you lots!
xoxo :-)
...hot pink...and just plain hot....a real delightful eye opener!!!
ReplyDeleteAll that spinning and drinking without falling on your ass or spilling a drop is quite impressive.
ReplyDeleteyou have never seen a person multi-task and drink without spilling a drop like this bitch.
DeleteLOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!
ReplyDeletePam Demic, this is just magical!!!!! if the neighbors think your nuts, that their problem.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've seen an ankle-length hoop skirt before.
ReplyDeleteProbably to hide her underwear which are also around her ankles.
DeleteNice to see you keep it understated in color and a a subtle coiffure.
ReplyDeletePam...You always nail it and help keep us safe. I see your just a bit of a teasing and hairspray... Definitely all natural.
ReplyDeletepam, I can see your hair from the window here!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre we witnessing the dawn of a new Divine? I too get some Divine vibes here...just more glamour puss with you Pam. I have never seen a more fashionable ensemble in a pandemic.
ReplyDeleteA pandemic icon for sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love the ring and earrings!!!!
ReplyDeletePam Demic will are just to priceless gurl! So glam and too funny to boot. Your jokes alone had me almost wetting myself! I still need to get me so gloves from your line of handware collection darling.
ReplyDeleteYou swank bitch!
ReplyDeleteFABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!! That quite the hair and dress! You go! But like the Mistress, it must be hard for you to hide that big dick in anything.
ReplyDeleteWow! I LOVE that Wonder-Woman-esque twirl gif - and Pam Demic is quite the Wonder Woman! Work wonders in India, Pam - We love you!
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