Showing posts with label hot messes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hot messes. Show all posts

Friday, May 28, 2021

PAM DEMIC RETURNS

 But children ...did I really go anywhere??? Yes darlings....Pam Demic is still here and standing, tit's out, shoulders back and cocktails chilled from my current vaccine site!


Yassssss darlings Pam Demic is still masked up...and yes, with the pandemic coming to a end, looks like my work will be done here soon, as Ill  be off to India, where I will no doubt have to change into my sari's. I had done such excellent work with awareness and guidelines that the Biden Administration asked if I could go to India to help out, rise awareness and make sure the citizens are masked up and socially distancing, while awaiting their vaccine.  So where there is pandemic, virus and disease, don't worry for me, Ill be around to lend a hand. Which reminds me to let you all know the time for the eyes is coming to an end. Get those lips plumped, glossed and lipsticked! The lips are back bitches! But I personally will always wear one,  as I don't trust any germs anywhere.
And I resent most of the community, including the Mistress's neighbors thinking my rubber gloves are for fisting. I swear by rubber gloves to protect from all the grubby paws touching everything. Beside I haven't fisted in ages. I lost way to much good jewelry.  

Beside that, I have always stay veiled since young age, as I was never a pretty child. I was so ugly when I was little my mother used my soft spot as an ash tray. And my husband, Mr Harry Demic, and I are completely different in the bedroom. I turn on the lights, he turn them off, I turn them on, he turns them off. And the other night I said to him why do you keep turning off the lights when we make love, you have such a sexy, hot body? He said, Ahhhh Pam, that's so sweet, you think I'm turning off the lights because  you think I don't want you to see ME?  

Not only do I keep the veil on to cover my face, but the veil protects me from getting my wig in my mouth. Oh god, I hate when I get wig hair in my lip gloss. It looks like I went down on a Muppet. So I say continue with your guidelines and mask wearing if your comfortable. Of course between the Mistress, Ms Moorecock and us Demic's,  truth be told,  we are so pickled, lets be honest, thats why we were passed on getting the virus in the first place darlings. Who knows if the vaccine even had any affects??? So hang in there darlings...I see some of you are already hanging....stay safe, enjoy groups safely, wear those gloves and veils if you desire. I'm off to India to spread good cheer, assist in the pandemic,  and my share my latest pamphlet, and supply of gloves and veils.
This is the first time in a year I'm enjoying cocktails with others because I want to, not because I'm worried, not because I'm scarred or stressed....but because... things seem to be looking up. And I'll drink to that!

Tootles!💋

Pam Demic

Thursday, July 20, 2017

BUNNY IN LONDONTOWN

If you know or are aware of Lady Bunny, you know she is plum crazy. Recently she was back in London again with her Tran-Jester show which is a complete scream. This was sent just to show how crazy she is. Apparently road work came to a complete halt.

And notice the Give way sign behind her. The people's faces are priceless too. New Yorkers are used to seeing Bunny in eye popping day looks, but Londoners we probably like what in hell? Gotta love Bunny.