.....it's Hump Day!!!!
I figured, wish your readers a extra special hump day, after all. It's not as depressing as say Monday, but not as exciting as a Friday! I and my cakes wish you a great day! Go in peace dears.
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
Happy hump day. But it's also Cinco De Mayo and my cousins and I will partake of the celebration tonight at a local favorite Mexican restaurant. It will be fun!! Well I will make it fun!
ReplyDeletehe is too ...he'll be shaking his moroccas all day!
DeleteI thought the Moroccccas might help with your allergies JM!
DeleteWell, look at them cakes!
ReplyDeleteIf this does not motivate people to get over Wednesday, I don't know what could....
XOXO
Your a cake lover than?
DeleteThanks Mistress! Now your pretty plums have gone and streamed up my glasses.
ReplyDeleteThanks to that visual, I will forever think of Wednesday as Cake Day.
ReplyDeleteCakes by the pound!
Deletejust what i need to see up close and personal first thing....i hope i get a rise with this.
ReplyDeleteYour buns make me think of Crisco.
ReplyDeletewell, it does say rise and grind.
DeleteCrisco? Why does my ass now hurt!
DeleteWell now! Now that you got me sufficiently turn on...what did you say about grinding?
ReplyDeleteHot cross buns!
ReplyDeleteTalk about taking a bite out of crime! HENNY!
ReplyDeleteYep, I'd say your runs are paying off quite nicely. Happy Hump Day to you too.
ReplyDeleteWell I do squats too so it might be working.
DeleteHow'd you know I always took two lumps with my coffee?
ReplyDeleteIts my hostessing intuition I suppose.
DeleteNow that I'm drooling, and like a compass pointing north, thanks for the reminder. I forget these days what day it actually is.
ReplyDeleteOh, my word. You should be a model. How heavenly are those orbs? Please continue to do whatever you're doing. That is an amazing example of anatomy. Thank you for sharing. Not worthy... Kizzes.
ReplyDeletePLEASE!!!! I've seen your picture. You made me do naughty things!
DeleteI think we need to meet again.
ReplyDeleteI never saw THIS side of you damn it.
That one fine set of cakes, but you know it's your hairy legs that get me going.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fine-looking set of twin cakes!
ReplyDeleteTeasing all those poor boys out there, now is that fair?
ReplyDeleteIn a pandemic no less. That is evil.
Deletesplit endz! tastykakes! happy endings!
ReplyDeleteHow do those poor boys even know that gluteus maximus is really yours? Those cheeks could be photoshopped!
ReplyDeleteHaving met the Mistress, you could serve dessert and tea off his ass! It's a sight to behold.
DeleteThe boys here have a map of the sights Tundra...but it's not yet on the historical landmarks list.
DeleteTasty! With my baps and your buns we could take over the world! Or at least open a small bakery specialising in sausage rolls, and strawberry tarts.
ReplyDeleteSx
The Baps And Buns Cafe!!!!!
DeleteI'm going to be humming Ode to Joy, all day long! The thigh fuzz is icing on the cake.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you Deedles! His leg hair always got me.
DeleteSaid to much?
You tickle me Deedles. My fuzzy thighs and legs are my favorite attribute.
DeleteVery nice ass!
ReplyDeleteI've heard of a Dream Cake. I've even seen one made. But it didn't look anything like that. It looks delicious... and quite rich.
ReplyDeleteThe Lad seems to like it.
DeleteAnd there was me being informed it was World Hand Hygiene day today - I bet that wouldn't get Deedles humming Ode to Joy.
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm not too worried, Helen. I'm sure Pam Demic would be all to happy to lend me a pair of her awesome gloves!
DeleteTwo Georgia peaches?
ReplyDeleteYour lumps remind me of a twin kiss, and not the ice cream cone, but a twin kiss from my lips!
ReplyDeleteI will never tire of seeing your fine backside. Never. Nope.
ReplyDeleteWell there are a couple of speed bumps that’ll make me sit up and take notice.
ReplyDeleteIt nice to get people up!!!! You can go over my speed bumps.
DeleteSpeechless
ReplyDeleteThat's twice this week Penguin I've made you speechless.
DeleteMost delicious treat!!!
ReplyDeleteI remember seeing that ass at the Woods?!?!?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteWatch out... Its like a penis fly trap.
DeleteDo you have a license to carry and pack a lethal weapon? Some days, its the front and the back.
ReplyDeleteOH MAN! Your giving me some really naughty thoughts..............
ReplyDeleteI knew Hot Cross Buns were enjoyable year round instead of just on Good Friday.
ReplyDeleteI have just the meat for between those buns. To much tmi?
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the condiments.
DeleteThere once was a Mistress named Maddie
ReplyDeleteWhose ass cakes we all wished we haddie.
They're great when he rollicks
And absolutely aren't bollocks
Pinch 'em too hard and you might get a wallop!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I can honestly say...no one to date ever wrote and recited a poem to me about my ass! 💋💋💋
Deleteasstastic!
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