Thursday, April 22, 2021

TODAY'S CHUCKLE

Was it coincidental that when I got back to the Casa yesterday, that I ran right into Lumbersexual? It's like he knew I was coming.


Why I don't stand on the roof naked anymore....

Do you think he caught on, when I pulled over to ask for directions 20 times?

When the Lad and I are reunited finally....

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  1. You've never been good with apologies dear.

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  2. I did laugh at these, but the thought also got me hard a little.

    Like you and Lumbersexual. He's your welcome committee.

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  3. You minx!

    I wonder what had caused the black out day. I though it was an eclipse.

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  4. I didn't know the word Lumbersexual!

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    1. A lumbersexual is simply a young man who lives in an urban area, yet sports a long, short or bushy beard, or heavy face stubble reminiscent of a lumberjack. Most seem to be fit, and like the out doors. There sexy Xersex, take my word for it. My neighbor is a earth loving granola lumbersexual!!!!

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    2. I don't like beards, but a guy like that must be erotic and exciting!

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  5. You can have both the apology AND the dick: “I’m sorry I was so rough, want to go again?”

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  6. Sounds like it is time for quality time alone

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  7. Hahaha
    That lumbersexual is looking for trouble...
    Also, good dick does not need to apologize. It needs repeating, though.

    XOXO

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  8. LOL...those all made my morning!

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  9. Glad you're getting some. That's on my list for today's do's. Wish me luck. As for the boyfriend next door... yes. He was waiting. He knew you were coming and YOU should have baked him a cake! Pound cake. Kizzes.

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    1. Let's not jump the gun...I aint getting any just yet! Ill give you some pound cakes handsome!

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  10. Yeah, I have that same problem when I stand naked on my roof.

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  11. Thanks for the chuckles!

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  12. LOL. The Lumbersexual would be lucky to have you.

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  13. I await the day you can no longer take it and you pounce on the lumbersexual!

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  14. well, SOMEONE has the hornies!

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    1. I hear a shot of peniscillin can help with that.

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    2. That's putting it mildly. Be glad your not here Anne Marie, I might hump your leg! I cant wait to get vaccinated!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  15. I forgot what I was going to say. I got sidetracked by a pair of yellow clad honeydews. I do love me some melons.

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    1. Darn you Deeldes!!!!! I just sprayed my coffee...which incidentally comes from my squirrel mug!

      Yes. I still enjoying it and love you for it. They are nice melons right? We should thump then for freshness....

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    2. I'm happy that you are enjoying the mug. Keep me fondly in mine when your (and the squirrels') world domination comes to pass.

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    3. I saw that mug you sent Maddie....it's is so cute. I know the Mistress loves you.

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    4. Thanks Ms Agnes. It's probably a good thing that I only have Maddie's and Anne Marie's addresses. I can conceivably go broke otherwise! Hugs to you you, dear lady.

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  16. My, what a big boy you are!

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  17. Good luck with the Lumbersexual!

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  18. That first photo is something else! I'm sure everyone needed directions when they saw the guy on the bike. I look forward to learning what The Boy (or you) decide is the answer... but not as much you so, I'm sure.

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    1. Last time Lumbersexual was here I thought of answering the door in a jock strap, but thought that might be too much.

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  19. I've never known you to ask for an apology.

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  20. These had me roaring...and thinking some dirty thoughts.

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  21. Im enjoying the cat and mouse game as much as you.

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  22. Lumbersexual?!? Did I miss something in my absence? And my advice to you when the Lad and you get together is to have a fire extinguisher at the ready. Those sheets may catch fire.

    I'm not touching the last one.

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  23. bwahahahaha! i hope when you two hits the sheets, you film it for us.

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  24. LMAO!!!! These are so funny and some so true. But I wish you two would just fuck already!!!

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  25. Oh my! Talk about casting a big shadow...

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  26. If you think the jockstrap would be too much, just take it off.

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  27. Welcome home, love.

    Love,
    Janie

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!