Thursday, April 22, 2021

SPILLED TEA... THE END

 

I would swear it is the season that just keeps going. This has already felt like the longest season of Drag Race, and the last two episodes did nothing really to change that. Fresh off of Olivia Lux sashaying away, the four remaining queens Gottmik, Rose', Kandy Muse and Symone are left to duke out in the workroom and main stage. For their final challenge, the queens were tasked with writing, recording and performing their own verse to Ru's new tract, Lucky, which henny... wasn't her best or visually appealing video for the girls. I remember when the queens did The Realness, with Bob, Naomi and Kim Chi,  not to mention my hot Latina husband in my head, Willie Gomez. Now THAT was old school sounding Ru. Remember the good old days, when they did an actual video? For your viewing pleasure and Willie Gomez fondling
  

 But I digress. The end result was fun enough for tv, a colorful video that put each queen in their best light...including Kandy.
In the end, I do think Ru ended up with the best final four, even though I don't agree with four, I think it should be three for the finale. The last two shows, I have grown to like Kandy more. There is no doubt fans hate her, but she is so typical of Brooklyn drag, and no doubt has the  funny wise cracks, and some of her stories do make me laugh. And the drag queens hating on her, well guess what hunty, she got there and you didn't.  I will give it to her to even get there to the show in the first place. I just wish she'd do bigger hair.

If the show that night did award a winner, no doubt it would have been Gottmik. She nailed the fuckin video, I was very impressed with what she did. Having never seen her perform and she nailed it. Gottmik delivered a spoken verse that remained inspiring without getting cheesy. Hopefully fans get off Ru's back about her lack of support of the trans community. Which is really not true. No one supported and embraced the trans girls more than Ru when she came to New York. No one knows more than Ru that drag queens and trans work hand in hand in the nightlife. So I only hope fans can move on from that.
I was very impressed with Kandy's look, gurl got nerve showing her figure, and she took it as she looked back from her journey "from the hood to Hollywood." She was giving me major Lil'Kim vibe from The Jump Off.
Who knew Rose" could speed rap?
Symone gave us some vintage 50's pin up sexiness and served more attitude than anyone else.
As for the runway looks, They were just okay. With exception to Kandy who probably showed more polish than at any other time and finally did bigger hair, everyone else has shown better at other times in the season. These should have been way more fabulous for a final runway to represent excellence. But that said...
Mik looked excellent in a form fitting Cruella de Vil approved spotted dress, and her whole concept was more chic then the others while having some campy fun. I think she really should have won the night. 
And Kandy was my other favorite, in a fun sexy, flirty little number. but I don't think it called final runway, but she did look better then most of her other runways....finally. The only one to speck of excellence was Symone's, which was stunning, if not a little simple and subdue for her, and Rose's looked like blankets, and again the proportion looked off, and yet again, Michelle didn't call it out.
Having the queens do their lip syncs separately was a good idea and we could fianlly see how Gottmik would do. But they should have kept the split screen the whole time for us to compare. So who's gonna be the winner baby?  I still think Gottmik is going to take it, but many I know think it's going to be between Rose and Symone, with Rose' being crowned. Place your bet bitches!

Now the Reunited was by far the best episode of the fucking season!!!!! I was more entertained by it than any of the episodes. It was almost like watching an actual drag show with individual videos presented by the drag queens. And the 69 questions for the final four was so funny with their answers. But the videos were excellent. 

Now this is the Tina I know from New York. I'm not sure why she didn't step outside of the Burner on the show more and show this side of her. Her video was a great poke of fun at herself and one of my top four of the night....but leave it to Utica to be the one true concept artist.
Her video and ensemble was jaw dropping.... I dare say her concepts are on par with Sasha Velour. It was brilliant.

It was great to see Olivia with her video. Again, she needed some of that updated glam, and sexy, and maybe she would have gotten further. She looked incredible. LOVED Tamisha Iman's original song, Arrogant. It was old school house and I was there for that. Sigh. Denali. I like Denali, I really do, but that drag look, hunty, it was harsh!!! I have no idea why, but I do not feel her drag...Joselyn Fox looks better. on a bad day....but I could watch him ice skate all day as a boy. But my favorite video was a selfish choice. Elliott with 2 T's. That bitch had that song tight in lip synching and she can dance. Not to mention it looked like a drag routine I would do, as I was probably considered a dancing queen. I'm a huge Kiesza fan so I adored Elliott picked Hideway. I was dancing right with the bitch. She nailed that fucking thing, and she might have had my wig. So lets give it up to the unappreciated underdog. I'd still nail him too.

It's a wrap.

22 comments:

  1. Kandy is uniquely annoying and overpraised. And if her final runway was polished, well... Anyway, I don't see how any queen other than Symone or Gottmik can win this. Then, stranger things have happened
    While Kandy is more self-aware than I originally thought, and less narcissistic than she originally came off, I just don't find her particularly unique. While I find her endearing NOW ('hood to Hollywood is kinda cute), I still don't understand why the judges find her so side-splittingly funny. Girlfriend still can't paint her face. And that wig I would swear was lent to her from Mik.

    And am I the only one who finds Gottmik's B/W signature face a bit too Kiss? I said this out loud a couple of times & my BF told me to STFU as he loves Gottmik. I love them, too, but as long as we're spilling tea.

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  2. You have nailed the winner the last couple years and the top four. I really didn't think you were on the money when you said Kandy in top four, but there she is. She isn't polished liked the others, but no doubt she has something...after all she is top four and we are all taking about her. She has drag appeal, but...I don't mind Kandy. I've found her runways and her performances pretty underwhelming, but the obvious pushing her through just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

    But Ill take her over Silky any day, at least.

    LOVE THE REUNITED!

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  3. Loved your tea!!! I agree... you know your shit! I'm of course still rooting for hometown girl Gottmik. That spot outfit was off the hook. I too loved Elliott's video. You can hate as hard as you want, but you can‘t deny that she‘s a PERFORMER and does it well. And Utica was off the hook!!!!!!

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  4. Totally agree with your recap. And the Reunited was by far the most entertaining part of the season. Simone is head and shoulders above the rest. I think she should win. Her fashion alone is always one step up. She deserves the win. But I have a feeling though they might give it to Gottmik who has been great throughout, and like Bianca, was never in the bottom 2... and is obvs a big favorite with Ru. It would also show how far Drag Race has come awarding a trans Queen the crown. But Id hope she win on talent, and not to have the show be politically correct. I don't see Rose' winning... Rosé I think bores Ru a bit as she doesn't need fixing.

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  5. I love the reunion show!!!! Great recap too. I also like Elliott, even though he wasn't my favorite choice. I really feel like the first elimination, when queens voted for her really shook her confidence and it messed with her through the whole competition. It's like everyone had a leg up on her and could jab her with "you were eliminated twice in first episode". And it is really unfair. I liked her far better then many in the lower half.

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  6. I'll be happy with Gottmik or Symone.

    If Kandy wins I'm gonna "Elvis" my TV!

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  7. The top two will be Symone and Gottmik and I'd be happy with either of them winning. I love Rose, but the judging panel was damning with faint praise by harping on her polish and professionalism and always being prepared.

    In drag, you don't want an artist that is "solid" and also perfect. You want some surprises, some shocks

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  8. I did see the Reunited, and I thought it was way drawn out. As for Drag Race fatigue, I am only fatigued by the US version, which has seemed to drag forever (no pun intended). I haven't even watched the last few shows, and I don't feel that it was such a big loss. I like the US queens, but for crying out loud, this season can't be put out of its misery soon enough, please. They were all enjoyable, but something was missing from this season and it queens.

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  9. Not the best season.... but not the worst. I wish Ru would take it back to 10 queens like the other versions. I mean this has been on for almost 5 months...my attention was waning.

    And Yassss! The Realness was one of the best video the queens did...and Ru herself was in it and singing.

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  10. I don't blame you for digressing with that Realness video. That was great!

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    1. After seeing it there is even no comparison. The Realness was the BOMB! Lucky is alright, but by far Ru 's best song and the video? They should sue henny.

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  11. it is incredible, only seeing these images, the colors here. I love colors, and these colors give me joy and harmony. I would and could eat them.

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  12. Huh. After watching the first vid? I have to say... none of those queens have any stage presence. It is all pose and fluff. The minute they move, they are cooked gooses. Maybe it all looks better on paper? Some great ideas in the vid, but so badly executed. And the song... I was hoping for a Sylvester throw back. Stutter house is so done. I'm beginning to think Drag Race is done, too. In the US. This feels played out and tired. And based on your comments on the season, all season long? I'm not wrong. Thanks for the recap. Enjoy your weekend. Kizzes.

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    1. Now I have to say I like the Realness video. It was one of Ru's last real good songs, and not a forced ditty just for the show, and the video looked fun I thought.

      Drag Race is waning with many that have the eye for art,drag,entertainment, and talent. But to the naked eye for many, they still don't see it, and enjoy it. I have two friends that might have made the cut for the next season, so if they make it, Ill watch, otherwise it may be a no go for me.

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  13. What ruined Mik's look - - mixing the big poodle balls with the dalmation outfit. But that's just me.

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    1. Actually, I don't think she was even going for Dalmatian or Cruella De Vil reference, but just a artsy spot creation. Had it been your observation, then yes, I agree about the hair.

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  14. The Realness is the ish. I love that video. And Willie Gomez can get it.
    I am pissed Kandy is top four. Not deserving. She's as irritating as Silky. She's just an angry bitch with moderate talent. You can get one of those any Wednesday night as the warm up act at any gay bar. That last wig? It was Mik's. The Best Drag? Was her sheer look. She's top four by the grace of Ru. And because it's a TV show and they needed her to create drama. And they got it. *spits*
    I agree with you that it may be Mik or Symone. I think Symone's sense of style and humor are fantastic and Mik's makeup skills (and growth) set them apart. I like Rosé, but I don't see her winning. And I like him as a boy. Yes. Denali knew what she was doing.
    I agree with you: Tamisha, Elliott and Utica were outstanding. I also liked LaLa Ri's video.
    I am bracing myself for more Kandy today. I'm not ready to hear her gloat. But after all, Silky was also top four and where's that bitch now? That's right.

    XOXO

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    1. sOOOOOOOO. you wouldn't be happy with a Kandy win????? LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Lets not forget Silky is coming for All Stars, which Im not watching...but rumors swirl she sends home half the cast in a leak.

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  15. I think Ru will select Gottmik too. With such a huge following, and her being so editorial, she'd be the biggest cash cow for RuPaul. And that Joselyn Fox crack! Gurlllllllll you a shady shady henny.

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  16. I just love reading these and the comments too.

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  17. I gave up...way to drawn out.

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  18. You called the top four again, and said either Gottmik or Symone would win!!!! I had but a heart attack when Kandy was runner up!!! But the lip synch between her and Rose to Work Bitch was seriously low key and low energy. WTF?

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