LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
So they come with boners. I see.
Everything in this house comes with a boner these days.
A separate box for genitals, I'd guess. Jx
Yes....with an assortment of sizes for one's pleasure.
uh huh. I thought your houseboyz came already assembled from a classy joint, like bergdorf's.
Those are only for my boudoir dear.
I knew boys left stiff but didn't know they arrived stiff too!?!?
OoHHHHHHHH that's the best kind!
So that's how you do it! Makes theme easier to travel with also.
Once assembled its hard to take them apart.
I don't know why...but that gave me the willies.
Do you get them from the Sears catalog?
Only the rough trade.
Do you get to mix and match?
Oh my...you should see the French boy with the cock of a South American. I like to have fun some days.
I hope they come with enough screws?Sx
Nothing has gotten loose yet.
Where can I order one?Can we get specific measures?I have questions, Maddie!!!XOXO
Made to order dear! Like a sub.
Can you disassemble, pack in a suitcase and take them with you?
Like American Express....I never leave home without them
I will take three please
Two for the house and one for you?
Oh dear Deedles!!! Anyway, I'd like to order one ... or maybe two. Costumes not necessary.
All mine seem to reject clothes eventually.
Made to order! No wonder they're always so good looking, and hot. And hung.
It's like a Frankenstein Lab around here.
Just like IKEA!
If Ikea sold a Swedish model of man...that would for sure come with three legs.
Hilarious!!! ...and Deedles comment is priceless!!!
😂😂😂 she is rather incorrigible
And if they give lip...you can just take them apart and put in a closet.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!