LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
So they come with boners. I see.
Everything in this house comes with a boner these days.
A separate box for genitals, I'd guess. Jx
Yes....with an assortment of sizes for one's pleasure.
uh huh. I thought your houseboyz came already assembled from a classy joint, like bergdorf's.
Those are only for my boudoir dear.
I knew boys left stiff but didn't know they arrived stiff too!?!?
OoHHHHHHHH that's the best kind!
So that's how you do it! Makes theme easier to travel with also.
Once assembled its hard to take them apart.
I don't know why...but that gave me the willies.
👻👻👻👻
Do you get them from the Sears catalog?
Only the rough trade.
Do you get to mix and match?
Oh my...you should see the French boy with the cock of a South American. I like to have fun some days.
I hope they come with enough screws?Sx
Nothing has gotten loose yet.
Where can I order one?Can we get specific measures?I have questions, Maddie!!!XOXO
Made to order dear! Like a sub.
Can you disassemble, pack in a suitcase and take them with you?
Like American Express....I never leave home without them
I will take three please
Two for the house and one for you?
Oh dear Deedles!!! Anyway, I'd like to order one ... or maybe two. Costumes not necessary.
All mine seem to reject clothes eventually.
Made to order! No wonder they're always so good looking, and hot. And hung.
It's like a Frankenstein Lab around here.
Just like IKEA!
If Ikea sold a Swedish model of man...that would for sure come with three legs.
Hilarious!!! ...and Deedles comment is priceless!!!
😂😂😂 she is rather incorrigible
And if they give lip...you can just take them apart and put in a closet.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!
So they come with boners. I see.
ReplyDeleteEverything in this house comes with a boner these days.
DeleteA separate box for genitals, I'd guess. Jx
ReplyDeleteYes....with an assortment of sizes for one's pleasure.
Deleteuh huh. I thought your houseboyz came already assembled from a classy joint, like bergdorf's.
ReplyDeleteThose are only for my boudoir dear.
DeleteI knew boys left stiff but didn't know they arrived stiff too!?!?
ReplyDeleteOoHHHHHHHH that's the best kind!
DeleteSo that's how you do it! Makes theme easier to travel with also.
ReplyDeleteOnce assembled its hard to take them apart.
DeleteI don't know why...but that gave me the willies.
ReplyDelete👻👻👻👻
DeleteDo you get them from the Sears catalog?
ReplyDeleteOnly the rough trade.
DeleteDo you get to mix and match?
ReplyDeleteOh my...you should see the French boy with the cock of a South American. I like to have fun some days.
DeleteI hope they come with enough screws?
ReplyDeleteSx
Nothing has gotten loose yet.
DeleteWhere can I order one?
ReplyDeleteCan we get specific measures?
I have questions, Maddie!!!
XOXO
Made to order dear! Like a sub.
DeleteCan you disassemble, pack in a suitcase and take them with you?
ReplyDeleteLike American Express....I never leave home without them
DeleteI will take three please
ReplyDeleteTwo for the house and one for you?
DeleteOh dear Deedles!!! Anyway, I'd like to order one ... or maybe two. Costumes not necessary.
ReplyDeleteAll mine seem to reject clothes eventually.
DeleteMade to order! No wonder they're always so good looking, and hot. And hung.
ReplyDeleteIt's like a Frankenstein Lab around here.
DeleteJust like IKEA!
ReplyDeleteIf Ikea sold a Swedish model of man...that would for sure come with three legs.
DeleteHilarious!!! ...and Deedles comment is priceless!!!
ReplyDelete😂😂😂 she is rather incorrigible
DeleteAnd if they give lip...you can just take them apart and put in a closet.
ReplyDelete