Thursday, July 26, 2018

THIS IS SO ME

       People ask what would I say to the Idiot if I met him. This should sum it up.

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  1. One of my good friend's son manages a bar and did run into him. Literally. Said sorry and went about his job. :-)

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  2. That is so you. Your fun and laid back, but I have also seen you vicious and ruthless. Your not a queen to be trifled with. Tell him Maddie.

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  3. Would you have a stiletto in your hand? Better yet, an orange croc.

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    1. I'd die before I touched a Croc. Not to be confused with cock.

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    2. I know ,Maddie. I just thought a croc would be a pretty good weapon and wouldn't be missed.

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    3. Every one says that about crocs, including me..... until you try them on and drink in the sweet sweet koolaid of comfort.
      I think it would be difficult for me to say anything to him because of all the vomit that would suddenly emerge.

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    4. Steven, I'll have to call the wedding off!!!!!!! I could never marry anyone who wore/wears a croc.

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    5. @Maddie- So Steven is no longer a shoo-in because of a croc? Sad, bigly sad!

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    6. Deedles, did you mean shoe-in lol?
      Alright Maddie sheesh, I promise not to walk down the Ile in crocs and you promise to wear underwear! Didn't you like the vomit remark? Lol

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    7. Steven, you WANT him to wear undies? Are you daft, man!? Wait, do you mean ONLY underwear? That's better :)

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    8. He must mean just underwear Deedles. I mean have you seen him in just underwear???? If only I was younger.

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  4. You should be Queen of Hearts..Off with his head!!!!!!!!

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  5. You and Ceresi Lannister.....now there'd be a duo.

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  6. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

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  7. Ooh, if only you were given the chance.

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  8. You do know that would confuse the hell out of him. He'd have to call Michael Cohen to ask how you draw a breath, and Michael would giggle to himself "I can't believe I'm getting this on tape."

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  9. Considering he's allegedly wealthy, I'd brag I paid roughly $140,000 less than him to have sex with a beautiful woman.

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