This visit in the Candy Shop is full of a silky, smooth French delectable that is so rich and addictive it's hard to give up. This large sweet teat is from France, and his name is Philippe Soulier. He is a big ole teddy bear who started following me on Instagram, but unfortunately my French from school is rusty, all I can only ever reply with is Bonjour, Comment allez-vous?, Vous etes ungros morceau d'homme, and Va aller au lit avec moi ce soir?
I usually get a smiley face.
Holy shit, I could use a houseboy like that around here.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been in The Candy Shop for awhile; nice to see the new goodies!
ReplyDeletenice "candy box" there!
ReplyDeleteOOOOOH LA LA! That's the only (pseudo) French I know, but it applies. I hope you meant sweet treat instead of teat. Teat changes the whole thing!
ReplyDeleteTreat, teat....I would probably lick either...….
DeleteThat's one of the things I adore about you, Maddie, you're so very flexible.
Delete@deedles - oh she's flexible...those gymnastics classes have paid off in so MANY ways! :)
DeleteOh Deedles you are priceless! You made me spit out my chocolate milk with laughter! Yes teat totally changes the meaning. Lol
DeleteOh isn't he yummy indeed. Je veux le lécher partout!
ReplyDeleteTRANSLATOR!!!!!
Delete"I want to lick it everywhere" = translation.
DeleteHe makes me want to jump right in. And I don’t mean the blue sea.
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Yep…very sexy!
ReplyDeleteDelicious is an understatement! I think I need to join Instagram.
ReplyDeleteOh, that first and second photo, c'est tres, tres bien! Those arms, that torso, those legs. Those short-shorts! I feel like having baguette for afternoon tea!
ReplyDeleteWould that make it a French Dip?
DeleteTotally delicious!!!!! Can we have seconds?
ReplyDeleteIt’s not hard to see why Philippe would make anyone’s day!
ReplyDeleteBringing the true meaning to the words “clean-cut”. Muscles bulging in all the right places. He’s classically handsome, I'll take three helpings.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget the these important French phrases from:
ReplyDeleteLabelle (Lady Marmalade):
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)?
Do you want to sleep with me (tonight)?
And Eartha Kitt:
C'est si bon!
It's so good!
And of course, impress them with that classic French song, Frere Jacques:
Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques,
Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines!
Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.
Are you sleeping? Are you sleeping?
Brother John, Brother John,
Morning bells are ringing! Morning bells are ringing!
Ding, dang, dong. Ding, dang, dong.
Gitchi gitchi ya ya da da.
Deletemocha chocolatta ya ya, creole lady marmalade
DeleteIf I knew we were doing a rendition of Lady Marmalade today I would have worn the marabou.
DeleteZut alors!!! Il est un beau morceau de bonbon! Je veux le manger!!! Tabarnak!
ReplyDeleteShow off!
Delete@sooo - HELL YEAH!
Delete@sooo - I could read that without resorting to google translate!
DeleteSo Carebear, you wanna share with the rest of the class? I took Spanish in high school.
DeleteI just bet you'd like to eat his Tabarnak!!!
DeleteFacebook has a thing that will translate automatically. Anyway, I always get jealous when I see guys with bodies like that, but then I'm like, why would I expect to have any muscles? I don't lift anything.
ReplyDeleteHE GOT ME RIGHT ON MY MIDDLE LEG!!
ReplyDeleteHe aims to please...Im guessing.
DeletePhillipe may occupy my dreams tonight. Im sure he enjoys your French. But how is your greek?????
ReplyDeleteNow that’s a helluva specimen! Are there any trips planed to France soon?
ReplyDeleteA tour of France!
ReplyDeleteWicked hot. Now…to get him out of those pink shorts. Oh look he did it for us. I like him.
ReplyDeleteDonnez mois son addresse, parce que mon France est tres bon.
ReplyDeleteif he's getting a address, it will be mine.
DeleteDamn, I feel old. I remember the days when I had a butt and abs like that.
ReplyDeleteActually, that’s a lie, I’ve never had a butt as deliciously peachy as sexy young Phillips, although I have admired plenty in my time.
What is the secret under the pink shorts I wonder?
ReplyDeleteI have missed your blog by getting busy! I see I have plenty to get caught up on. And thank goodness you haven't changed. This is like coming home to a familiar family.
My goodness Benson!!!!! Welcome back!!! What have you been up too????
DeleteDon't worry about your French Mistress, you know all the right things to say.
ReplyDeleteViva la France!
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