Sunday, January 29, 2012

Our friend Phoebe Bixler



She is always busy and never makes brunch anymore. She says she is too busy. Of course, it's none of my affair. Too much running around, if you ask me. The Garden Club this, the Junior League that... as if any of them would give her the time of day! But, she'd die before she'd fix a glass of iced tea for the Temple Sisterhood!

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  1. I know the type!

    Tell her I said hello.

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  2. And she probably has to put out nightly for just a meesly string of single pearls.

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  3. Next time she's at the Casa don't give her the top shelf liquor, that'll learn her!

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    1. oh, not to worry Ms Empress. I never give her any libations while here. Last time she tried to grab the Mistress's jewels!

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  4. Phoebe Bixler? Thats just sounds like someone who needs a good lay!

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  5. I heard she's run into trouble with the sauce- barely gets out of bed once her hubby goes to work! Pheonicia Fenhouser said her recycle bin is so full of wine bottles it looks like the Sonoma dump after tourist season! The last time she made brunch, her hands were shaking so badly she served Scrambled Eggs Benedict!

    She needs our help! Let get together for martinis tomorrow night and come up with a plan!

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    1. Are you sure it was Pheonicia Fenhouser? Last I heard, the two of them were muff diving on each other!

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  6. She has been seen going in and coming out at all hours of afternoon too.

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  7. She has the look of" How do I knock him off and take all the doe?"

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  8. She can't even fix Iced Tea? Now thats just a poor hostess!

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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