Friday, January 6, 2012

Evil Under the Sun



Well, it appears the new year started out busy, and the Mistress is wiped out! After all the festivities from last weekend, and going back to work to the throws of good ole inventory! The Mistress despises the chore as I'm a creative creature and can't get the patience or attention span for the boring. But that being done, I have a three day weekend, so today was about getting the holiday finery packed away. Tomorrow I was to help a friend clean their garage, but the Mistress is sometimes devilishly evil! After all this hoopla of cleaning and crunching these numbers for inventory, which I'm sure I screwed up anyhow, I need a day to myself. So I told my fiend I couldn't make as I needed a day to relax, besides, he has other help coming. So tomorrow is day spa time again- and I can't wait! I be there most of the day. I'll be getting a style and set.......



A manicure and pedicure........



And a full body exfoliate and heated mud wrap.


I'll also be getting my hour and half massage from Marco which I always enjoy. He has such strong hands. And he doesn't need any extra help. I use to hate massages years ago, until I came out and my first "date" gave me one. Of course before that my dad used to have one of those old vintage massagers from Oster. Do you remember those?



The thing was heavy as hell. But in my teen angst, I found it and thought it was for guys to use while they mast....well, You know, something to add extra feeling to the dirty deed! After all the box did say soothing and stimulating. Only problem was the parents could always hear when the deed was going on and the lights were dimming! But that's whole other story! Marco though always does a great job, even if he does bump the boys accidentally. He also does my mud wrap. Hmmmmmm, I sure hope I can relax. But at the end of the day and all the holiday festivities I sure do need this! I'll come out looking ravishing hopefully, and feeling relaxed. Maybe I'll even swing by Gertz's and get a new afternoon ensemble and hat and go take a happy hour somewhere! Here's hoping you all have a great weekend! Tootles!

15 comments:

  1. Poor darling, you sound absolutely exhausted....
    Here, let me go fix you a big tumbler of gin... With Ice!!!

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  2. Anonymous1/06/2012

    I hope you have a great weekend!

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  3. Evil under the sun is putting mildly! And if Marco hits the boys, he better look out!

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  4. Have a great weekend Mistress and back away from the oster massager!!!!!

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  5. Oh Wallingford honey your so sweet! Could you add some bromide to help calm me too!

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  6. I swear, you are always up to something! Have a blast relaxing, I think you deserve it! And the Oster story, is that for real???

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  7. Your dimming the lights story made me LOL! Enjoy your spa day -- you've earned it!

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  8. Oh , a day spa, how perfect for after the holidays! Enjoy it!

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  9. Sounds like a good way to spend a weekend. We figured Marco bumping the boys is why you keep going back?

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  10. Now I will say you know how to treat yourself!!!! Have a good one and the massager story is why we love you!!!!!! I so sprayed my coffee!

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  11. I have always wanted to do this but never have yet, I'm so jealous. Enjoy the day!

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  12. LOL,LOL,LOL OVER THE Oster story! Lucky you didn't get a electric shock!!!! Now that is just priceless!

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  13. Oh, you too had one of those Oster massagers experiences too I see! Hope the spa treated you well!

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  14. Spa day?
    Garage cleaning?

    Is there really a choice?

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Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!

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