LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
What props do you have for us to choose from, LOL?
Since I'm working from home today, I think I'll take flannel PJs and fuzzy slippers.
A dildo & a chainsaw. Don't ask.
You really want to know huh? And where are your houseboys when I need them?
Why Thank you Mistress! I nned my bottle, a lemon and my jew's harp! And where did I put that corn cob?
Don't mind if I do! I think I'll wear my swank wide brim and Chanel glasses. Have a wonderful Monday!
I was all set. But tell your hosueboys where to put their junk, they just smeared my lipstick!
A dildo and chainsaw??? My kind of man! Now I'll take the tights, suspenders and top hat myself.
Happy Monday Mistress! The fun doesn't stop here at the casa! I take the red kimono and dragon head piece, it's the Chinese New Year after all! After, I'll do a nude fan dance!
A pair of shades to hide a pair of sleepy eyes.
A whip and a set of mutton chops!
When I did fix my lips and combed my mustache, but I can't find my coke bottle glasses.
This got me thinking for a Monday. I 'll need to of the houseboys and a whip. Give us 10 minutes and start snapping.
Is there a french maid uniform? Happy Monday! Loving all the answers here!
OPPS! Sorry Cali-Boi, I thought that was a prop. I guess I'll take the bunny ears and tail.
A dildo and chainsaw? A man who is good with his hands I see. Now for my close up.....
Oh, the prop box is very tempting. I think I'll go with the indian head dress and the large plastic snake, to charm those houseboys of yours! Hope your Monday is going well Mistress!
Me oh my, who knew whips would be so popular today. I 'd better check my supply closet.
Mistress check the houseboy's rooms, I believe you'll find the whips there, after all, it was circus night remember? Now I'll take the rhinestone choker and the bunny ears from Diesel Boy.
Dieselboy- you can take my prop, but you must yank it harder, it won't break!
How fun, I love photo booths! I'm thinking I can do something fun with the plastic trout, the whip and perhaps the boa?
Oh good, I see the fig leafs haven't been taken yet, but will they hide the goods?
I'd pay money to see Mistress Maddie #1 Fan do a nude fan dance!
oh dear-Caliboi and Diesel- hold on a minute and I will ready you two a room in the west wing! Lucy- that isn't a boa silly, cook hasn't de-feathered the chicken for dinner yet.John- isn't a fig leaf TOO big for that little thing?Preston- where in hell were you New Years Eve at around 2am?
I thought I saw a dildo too. You must tell Caliboi to keep his junk out of the hole in the prop box, it isn't a glory hole for christ sakes!
I'm not feeling pretty today so I'll just use the lampshade over my head, thank you.
Is the photobooth still open? Or is Caliboi and diesel still in there? I'll use the Grocho Marx mask for the picture myself.With the whip of course.
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!