Wednesday, January 25, 2012

A Burglary of Epic Proportions at the Casa!

A burglary took place meanwhile at the Casa du Borghese. Missing are some of the antique silver cutlery, three straws, a vintage compact, some Rolaids, the finch from the cage, and brace yourselves, three houseboys!!!!! Two of which were my prized possessions -The Twins!!!!



The local borough authorities have investigated and think it was a inside job. I have my suspicions though. I at first though it was Cory Jo, and that she had them in her Dark Corner. Plus she is conveniently out of town right now in Texas. But I hear she is busy using a brandin iron on all the cowboys. Mistress Mj is also suspected from the Vaseline left on one of the door knobs, and I know she uses tons of it over at the Infomaniac in her oubliette. I am also suspecting Miss Normadesmond. She has recently come into a newly acquired ear trumpet, from Mistress Mj and has been doing all kinds of downright odd things with it. Could the last two be in cahoots together? And the other houseboy missing is clothes boy!!!!

Now this leads to to believe Queen Ginger Grant could be the thief. She has been seriously quite over at Chez Ginger, and she loves herself some domestic help. The other houseboys aren't versed in machinery, it's to complicated for them to use. Now who will wash my dainties? And not off the hook is my man loving dear sister Mame, aka David Dust, who is probably trying to convert them into Dust Bunnies!!!! Or perhaps making the poor things jump through hoops at the Urges!

I should have suspected something like this would happen sooner or later, with such a pristine collection of men. Now I'm thanking my lucky stars my dew drop in the garden driver is still around, were departing to check out Wally's story!!! Keep your finger crossed. Driver...make tracks! And keep the shirt off. Meet driver......... and ain't my car cute?

39 comments:

  1. Sugarplums, what in hell are you drinking? Someone cut off the Mistress and get the laptop!

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  2. Well darling, those twins ARE Brazilian ... my specialty. I'll return them eventually.

    BTW - the finch died.

    XOXOXOXOXOXO

    Love,

    Mame

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  3. OH NO not the twins!!!!! And they could do that niffy trick with themselves, another person, some bed sheets, and the tambarigne.

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  4. Mame- please tell me you didn't do what I think you did to Franklin finch? I'm shuttering......

    Preston, please don't remind of of THAT trick, I'm already depressed.

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  5. Oh Maddie... How terrible! I do fully understand how ones houseboys can be coveted by others. It saddens me to think that the twins have been whisked away...one the other hand.... One can always train a new washer boy...

    Fortunately you still have Driver...
    Just one little queery... Will he be taking you all the way?

    The Vaseline on the door knobs is a real give away... I'm not one to point the finger... But... might I suggest checking the oubliette at Chez Infomaniac...

    Ps... You are more than welcome to borrow one or two of my loose houseboys... they are a little damp at present but I'm sure that with a little direction... and a rough towelling down... they will be more than up to the challenge...

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    1. Princess- thank you for your comforting words. And yes, driver has much endurance and stamina and always take me to my desired position. I meant location.

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  6. Well, if I took the twins I sure as hell aren't telling you! And your Rolaids are probably in your other wicker purse. Remember you switched handbags?

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    1. Oh that's right. I bet there where I left my opera glasses, and rain bonnet also

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  7. Thank God they didn't get driver! Otherwise you would be Mr Magoo all over the road! Such nice help to be stolen.

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  8. Oh not the twins! And they were so good at Twister. Well there goes Wednesday game night.

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  9. Yum, what handsome boys too! If not found, can I have there shorts collection?

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    1. oh swenhogary ,what do you currently make an hour and do you like your job, you look like a fit lad!

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    2. Out of the way you minx, I'll "handle" the interview from here

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  10. Well your close. It was vaseline, but that was no door knob!!! And what the hell did David Dust do to the finch? And driver? I bet he does take direction well.

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    1. WHAT! No door knob? wasn't the photobooth on Monday quite enough for you? This isn't a bathouse Caliboi!

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  11. This is terrible news! And such pretties too! Have you had any ransom notes as of yet? And could I borrow driver for a few days?

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  12. I'm innocent, I tell you, innocent!

    (Excuse me a moment. "Julio! Julio, honey, this coffee certainly isn't very caliente! Warm it up a bit for Miss G, okay?! Gracias! Oh, Jesus! I'm sorry, honey, I can never tell you 2 apart! And please ask driver to warm up the car!")

    Okay, I'm back. Where was I? Oh, yes- how DARE you accuse me of stealing YOUR domestics when I can barely keep up with my own! I'm sure it was your sister DD, but who could blame her? As much time as she spends on that blog, she needs some help around the house!

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    1. You could be right. He did know after all about the finch being dead. And he does HATE doing the laundry.........

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  13. Scandal!!! I am shocked! Shocked! Shocked, do you hear me?!!! Drum whomever it is out of the Gay League!!!

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  14. I misread the title as “A Buggery of Epic Proportions at the Casa!”

    Mistress MJ has installed a moat at Infomaniac to prevent burglaries.

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    1. No, no bugs around here, at least not since the Great Crab out break of 2000, when all the houseboys were infected!

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  15. With all the items missing and the boys, there must be something kinky going on!

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    1. There's always something kinky going on.

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  16. That's terrible news! If you have to hire new ones let me know!

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  17. My only advice is you better lock up the rest of them,or they will all be gone!

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  18. With all those houseboys being so hot how does anything get done? And sorry about the mess in the photobooth with Caliboi the other day!

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    1. All is forgiven, but next time take your briefs with you!

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  19. My gone for two weeks and to learn of all the news!!! You must be beside yourself Mistress! You do have the best in houseboys honey. Who is helping fluff the bed? And the silver???

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    1. Welcome Ms. Aspiring Domestic Goddess, please enjoy yourself and have a highball! Please forgive the pat down and frisk, but as you surely read, I'm missing more than my marbles.

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  21. First of all are you not the one who put the holes around for my junk to fit in? And second, Mj makes a good point, maybe you need a moat ,and I'll oversee the hotness who will do the construction of it.

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    1. I f I wait for you to complete the moat I'll be dead.

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  22. What, what , what!!!! The houseboys are gone? I must not have heard right. As a soceity lady you better get them back!

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    1. You can't hear? Please don't make me get Norma's ear trumpet.

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  23. Mistress I just got laid off to part time, could I be a houseboy since this happen? I'm pretty good.

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    1. Well I may have to run that past Caliboi, and are you fond of gloryholes?

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  24. Honey, you be hiring guards next, and hot ones I'm sure!

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  25. Did someone say glory holes?

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  26. Doll, the only silver I've filched is the silver star belt buckles from all these cowboys. If you're in need of some replacement house boys I'm sure I can sneak a couple on the plane tomorrow for you. Not only are they tough enough to protect your remaining silver, they know how to hold on during a rough ride for more than reported 8 seconds. Yee Haw!!

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