Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Snippets of Reality

Now anyone that knows the Mistress know I can't stand reality tv. Drag Race and Project Runway are about it. I did watch The Housewives of New Jersey though, and I'm giving Miami Housewives a spin too. But lately instead of getting "real stars" in the store were getting bombed with reality ones! Today low and behold, in walks Kim Granatell from the New Joisey Housewives. And I have to say she looks amazing in person.



I have to say she was better looking in person than on the show. And very personable it seemed. And not granny hooker at all! More like the picture above. If you don't recall her on housewives you may recall this seen with her ex-friend Danielle Staub. And the huge, now historic fight that took place. You may also remember a while back I had the honor to wait on Danielle and she loved the Mistress's selection of wears I chose for her. Not at all crazy, well, maybe a little.



Last week we were all treated to Jerseylicious hair stylist Tracy. She loves to wear every possible trend at once, and I believe I may have even said to tone it back, which went over like a fart in church! She is just like on the show!!!!



Tracy DiMarco, with her triple-teased tresses and high-flying insults, the one you probably hate on Jerserylicious. I know you will be shocked, but not the warmest person. And the look was 10 pounds of flour in a 5 pound bag! But overall, she was pretty. Just cut back on the self tanner girlfriend!



Kelly Bensimon was also in the store. I didn't watch New York housewives every show, but I knew who this was. And she was more thin than I expected and a major airhead! Girlfriend needs to eat a little cheese and bread in that diet.



And finally I was told that Nick Jonas was in the store by all the girls going bat shit crazy when they saw him. I knew the name but wouldn't have known him as I don't really follow 5 year old boy bands. But I have to admit now that he is older and richer, he didn't look so bad!!!!! I wonder who will be next in for a visit?

11 comments:

  1. That is quite a collection. Tim Gunn is traveling around the country right now, maybe he'll show up someday.

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  2. Poor Kelly B.
    She is as dumb as a post.

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  3. Mistress, you are too kind!If one ever looked in the dictionary for the for definition of WHORE, there would be a photo of Kim Grannatell in the Justin Le Boutain pumps!!! And if had seen Nick I'd had his ass in a fitting room right quick.

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  4. Sorry to say I don't know who any of them is! But your right about Tracy, she does have a tad bit self tanner overload going on.

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  5. Maybe next time Kim G is in she’ll show her skills on the stipper poll… eww! And I'm sorry Tracy just looks tacky as hell. What is with Jersey girls????

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  6. Nasty…just nasty. I feel so sorry for you, although I have to admit to watching the train wreck that is Jerseylicious.

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  7. Profoundly revolting on every level. Well except Nick, only cause he is cute.But I guess it makes the job intresting huh?

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  8. People actully watch these New Jersey scaggs?

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  9. Good God Mistress! There was always someone coming through if I remember correctly! I can see why Tracy gets TV time, she's a trainwreck. Her makeup and clothes make her look like a streetwalker, but honestly, can you really make Jersey look worse than it already does? Keep tramping, Tracy. And Kim probably is her grandmother. I so hated living their!

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  10. So sad to see Kim G a women of a certain age so to speak-trying to act and dress like 25 year old. Nothing is more pathetic. But, let's face it, the show would have no drama without them.

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  11. I don't know them, either, but you definitely gave a good description of them to give me an idea of who they are.

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