Thursday, April 7, 2011

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NO! The Mistress is not dronk! Although the post title does look like her drunken text message gibberish! That is Russian for have a good weekend! The Mistress is off tomorrow and ready for a three day weekend. Why we don't work four days is beyond my comprehension. I get so much more done in my personal life! Now about the Russian. The Mistress is being courted for a afternoon delight... I mean...date with a new beau tomorrow. I was introduced by my co-worker to the Russian, who's name is Mr. Kosakoevitc. Well he actually works in the same store, but with what I do, our paths don't cross much daily. So tomorrow is the big day, and I must say, I'm a wee bit nervous as the Mistress is use to dates that end with a little pillow talk! And the word date scares the shit out of me, as I haven't dated in 11 years since I was with the Boy-Toy. Since the split, I have been enjoying the antics of the Lad, Mr. M, and J. But this is a official date. So all week I have been doing, learning and experiencing all things Russian! Starting with Russian caviar from above! Ate Russian Teacakes! Make sure to wipe your nose when done eating. I got funny looks the rest of the day! Sample bottle upon bottle of Russian Vodka, and filled the recycling bin!!! Dined at the Russian Tea Room. Wearing all Russian silver fox furs. The "Let's Learn Russian book". I didn't learn much as the book had no pictures. So I think I should be ready. I asked him what he wanted to do and he said he has only lived in the country for 7 years and has yet to see Philadelphia, so I have a walking tour with lunch planned and then the Art Museum. I figure this way it gives us things to talk about and we aren't restricted to sit and have those awkward silences you can get. And he is a cutie too. He is only 6"4" and he reminds me of a way better looking James Franco and without the squinty eye problem James has. So wish me luck. If all else fails with talking, and the date, I guess I could ask him to Пойдем в постель! I'll let you figure that one out. Tootles!

21 comments:

  1. LOL What a funny post. Im sure you do fine on the date and if it fail you can come to Barbados. I show you a good time!

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  2. Oh honey, I have never been with a handsome Russian! Give all the details PLEASE! And have a wonderful time, our little minx!

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  3. One thing is for sure, you alwas crack my ass up!!!! LOL! you sure do like the boys don't you? No grass growing here! Have a great time Mistress and try to resist the accent!

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  4. Perhaps you should go to a movie? How about that old favourite, "The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!" Hee hee!

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  5. You all are too funny! And Debra- is that a regular movie or a porn?

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  6. Sweetie you are going to have a wonderful time. Russians are SO damn sexy.

    There is a large Russian community near me and the men are DIVINE.

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  7. Mistress how do you keep all the guys straight! But I'm a sucker for a accent to! Have a wonderful time.

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  8. Sounds like a wonderful afternoon even though it is raining. I never dated a Russian let us know how it goes. Have a great weekend!

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  9. Boy the Mistress does do her research huh? You are too funny bitch!

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  10. I've never had it with a Russian! Enjoy!

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  11. I hope all goes well! This post had me laughing, and just so you know, i researched the last line, you are too much Samantha! Enjoy yourself.

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  12. You go girl!!!! Have a great weekend!

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  13. Well I hope you had a great time even though the weather wasn't the nicest. A great day for art though. And 6'4! That is a tall boy!

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  14. Mistress, I can't keep up anymore with your social schudule with these guys! But do have a lovely time!

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  15. This post had me laughing a good chuckle Mistress. If I went on a date, I would be a nerverous mess! So I'll live through you if you don't mind. Have a nice weekend!

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  16. Well, I think you have the perfect date set up. I hate when your at dinner and it gets quite, so awkward. I have a second date this weekend, so I think I'll do something simliar. Have a good one Mitsress!

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  17. You go!!! ...sounds like some "bad romance" (in a very good kinda' way) is on the agenda. Something tells me Gin is OUT -Vodka's IN!!! ...wink! Hope things went Fantabulously Well.

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  18. I was wondering where you were on your United Nations collection! I hear Russians are good in .. oh you'll find out soon enough. Funny post!

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  19. AH! Love the post Mistress. Sounds like you have all under control, and have a wonderful weekend with the Russian! Watch his vodka and charms!

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  20. Honey you are some funny and fabluous! Have a real nice time and a glorious weekend!

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  21. Cannot wait to hear about this! I had a Russian art teacher for a couple of classes and would have jumped at the opportunity if I'd had half a chance! He was sexxxxxxy!!!

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