Thursday, April 7, 2011
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NO! The Mistress is not dronk! Although the post title does look like her drunken text message gibberish! That is Russian for have a good weekend! The Mistress is off tomorrow and ready for a three day weekend. Why we don't work four days is beyond my comprehension. I get so much more done in my personal life! Now about the Russian. The Mistress is being courted for a afternoon delight... I mean...date with a new beau tomorrow. I was introduced by my co-worker to the Russian, who's name is Mr. Kosakoevitc. Well he actually works in the same store, but with what I do, our paths don't cross much daily. So tomorrow is the big day, and I must say, I'm a wee bit nervous as the Mistress is use to dates that end with a little pillow talk! And the word date scares the shit out of me, as I haven't dated in 11 years since I was with the Boy-Toy. Since the split, I have been enjoying the antics of the Lad, Mr. M, and J. But this is a official date. So all week I have been doing, learning and experiencing all things Russian! Starting with Russian caviar from above! Ate Russian Teacakes! Make sure to wipe your nose when done eating. I got funny looks the rest of the day! Sample bottle upon bottle of Russian Vodka, and filled the recycling bin!!! Dined at the Russian Tea Room. Wearing all Russian silver fox furs. The "Let's Learn Russian book". I didn't learn much as the book had no pictures. So I think I should be ready. I asked him what he wanted to do and he said he has only lived in the country for 7 years and has yet to see Philadelphia, so I have a walking tour with lunch planned and then the Art Museum. I figure this way it gives us things to talk about and we aren't restricted to sit and have those awkward silences you can get. And he is a cutie too. He is only 6"4" and he reminds me of a way better looking James Franco and without the squinty eye problem James has. So wish me luck. If all else fails with talking, and the date, I guess I could ask him to Пойдем в постель! I'll let you figure that one out. Tootles!