LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
LMAO. Someone's a bit cranky this morning. Add some Bailey's to your coffee, you'll feel much better. ;)
Getting behind in your housework?
I told you I am going to mop this weekend. Sheesh.
You are a smart ass aren't you? LOL!
Considering the source, I know this is all in good fun! However, if some cranky bitch were to bark at me like that, I'd tell her that broom was for her to fly away on!!! LOL
Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!