Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Hell Freezing Over



The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which, of course, the Mistress finds and actually thinks the anwswer is sort of believable. Who the hell knows!

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.
Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

- So which is it?

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

6 comments:

  1. I loves this kind of creative thinking.

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  2. Anonymous6/16/2010

    Now THAT takes cahones! And a brilliant answer. He/she answered the unanswerable question with wit that was matter-of-fact.

    What professor wouldn't give them an A.

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  3. Do you think if hell does freeze over, will Satan then change to a all white outfit?

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  4. That is a pretty inyresting question. I love the choice 1 the best!

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