A Cannibal was Walking......

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

Broiled Missionary: $5.00

Tourist: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Half Baked Democrat: $100.00
Over Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the owner over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?"

He replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit,
it takes us all morning