Thursday, April 1, 2010

A Cannibal was Walking......

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

Broiled Missionary: $5.00

Tourist: $10.00

Fried Explorer: $15.00

Half Baked Democrat: $100.00
Over Grilled Republican: $100.00

The cannibal called the owner over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?"

He replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit,
it takes us all morning


Go ahead darling, tell me something fabulous!