A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant
operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....
Broiled Missionary: $5.00
Tourist: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Half Baked Democrat: $100.00
Over Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the owner over and asked, "Why such a price
difference for the Politicians?"
He replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one? They're so full of shit,
it takes us all morning
LIVE! LIVE! Life is a banquet, and some sorry sons of bitches are starving!
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