Talked with the Mistress, and she is getting stabby already as their return home flight will be tomorrow. Currently here at the Casa, I've been busy getting the houseboys spit shined and cleaned up for inspection for the Mistress's receiving, and making sure affairs are in order as is the manor. This job is short of working for the likes of Joan Crawford I tell ya. I was also told to plug the Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event over at Mr DeVice's. He is from what I understand, the new host of the event, right after the dreadful Freakin' Green Elf Shorts bullshit, and another gent the Mistress might have a wee crush on. I swear we need a turn style in this joint. Anywhore, the show has kicked off with what, I admit was a fascinating opener, the Terrifying Triffidery!
Sarah's words and deeds are scary (and ugly) enough as it is.
ReplyDeleteNever were truer words spoke - she is evil wrapped up in fake Christianity.
Deletenot to mention has no fashion sense. she must make poor decision in general.
DeleteThat last photo was TOO much!!!!
ReplyDeletehence why they used a wide-angle lens.
DeleteOMG those candycorn teeth!
ReplyDeletean improvement in my opinion.
DeleteSweetMarySunshine, but now I KNOW why I hate candy corn!!! xoxo
ReplyDeleteme either. might as well eat a candle stick.
DeleteThank you for the shout out, Ms Moorecock! The Garden Photos Event will be running all this month and features the gardens and other assorted greenery of nearly a dozen bloggers, including Mistress Maddie's and a few regular commenters here (Ms Scarlet, Jon, Savvy - see above) and myself - More if anyone else would like to take part. Just send me a selection of photos of your garden or greenspace (however big or small) and I'll feature them (click the Terrifying Triffidery link in the post above for info) - but be quick!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the Houseboys! I can free up some time if you need an extra pair of hands!
the more the merrier. im not one to turn down any extra hands.
DeleteWhat has happened to Mr Upton? He took part in the garden event last year, didn't he? I haven't seen him about for ages.
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Me neither, Ms Scarlet! Jx
DeleteI will never be able to eat candy corn again!
ReplyDeleteif I were brach's? I'd sue.
DeleteOn so nice to hear from Ms. Moorecock! I have already seen the first installments....it was quite something, some talented people wit a camera. The Mistress's submission shocked me.
ReplyDeleteNow you better get back to work dear, lest your fired.
oh not to worry, there are some out there to shock you Mrs Goldberg-DeWoofs.
DeleteCan't wait for the grand return, keep those house boys nice a shiny
ReplyDeleteHuntleyBiGuy: My you do have a thankless job, don’t you. I hope the mistress pays you well. And now I know why I detest candy corn. But it is a funny photo.
ReplyDeleteit's Improvement in my opinion.
DeleteThat has to be the scariest photo of the season. How will the Mistress take it that you're scaring all her fans? Of course, if you've taken proper care of the Houseboys, and the manor is sparkly clean upon her return.....
ReplyDeletelet's just say things are looking up for the return
DeleteOh, I bet Mads does NOT want to leave those Italian men behind!
ReplyDeleteAnd my new favorite word is Triffidery.
Fuckabee looks too pretty in that photo, BTW.
She's uglier in real life. Ozempic or not.
XOXO
Do you still have an array of "triffidery" in terrariums, Sixpence?
Deleteif you like plants and gardening and hoes, then it's the event for you.
DeleteI loved candy corn. Until today. Good God, that woman fell off another branch on the ugly tree.
ReplyDeletei think she created it.
DeleteYay!!!! Ill be checking this out!!! Loved last year's.
ReplyDeleteArkansas electing Sarah Huckabee Sanders was like somebody putting a brain tumor in their skull
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